January 31, 2005

ahahahaha omg check out the shit I made one of my slaves do today:

1x2x3x4x5x6

I darkened my hair to a black cherry. As I wash my hair, and touch it up with pure red, itll get a little MORE cherry, but it needed a dark base, and I think it looks groovy, so rock:


teencambabes

camgirlsexposed

January 30, 2005

I am DYING for all of the flavored body products here: desserttreats.com

you have *got* to see the movie DAGON.

I am feta!
Cheese Test: What type of cheese are you?

I made a new guide to my pics and cam here: http://dragondata.com/~jessica/pics.html

the people in this town are such stupid fuckin disgusting hicks man....they're so ignorant and know-nothing that they accuse me and my boyfriend of LYING when we talk about our past. they simply cant grasp that cool people actually exist.

for instance, my boyfriend worked at a starbucks in hollywood, and a news stand/porno store. ...obviousley celebs came in all the time. the only stories he bothers to tell about it are when its funny shit, like when kirstey alley came in looking all foul, and hit on him. he told that story to someone, and the guy was like 'oh really, you got an autograph to prove it?' ....are you fucking kidding me? When you live in hollywood, and work in public places drenched in unimpressive celebs, are you going to give a fuck about having their autograph? get real ya stupid hick. my boyfriend got in his face and made it clear that he wasn't lying. (p.s. ...if he were lying, wouldnt he come up with someone better than that sad old cow? also...unless its one of your life long heros you're meeting...collecting autographs is for fuckin five year olds, hello)

the stupid hicks here also cant drive. they're so obsessively attatched to their herd mentality that they tail gait you, when the two of you are alone on the highway, and youre going 75. they also look at me all fucked up just cause of my hair color, and decorations/dress. what the fuck is UP with that man? It's so strange, I swear the 19 year olds here are more 'aware' than the fuckin...25-35 year olds.

If anyone I like from here is reading this...(Mark or Larry)....you're excluded from this rant, so don't sweat it.

January 28, 2005

"I hate young people, they have no skills." ~ Samuel L. Jackson

...hahah right on dude.

we have cool hair \m/


I had a fucked up dream last night about some ugly blonde chick trying to poison me *whimper*

pulled from the bee's journal, who pulled it from d's (gosh, we're all three pisces? crazyyyyy):

PISCES

Drinking style:

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they’re fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know

January 27, 2005

added some hot shit to my ladybwear wishlist, see it here (my addy is stored by the site)

check out this hot german dude who linked my site, meow: http://www.beepworld.de/members74/badwanker77/index.htm

my dream....I was wandering around in duluth, and I ran into my old friend chong. you know, as in cheech and chong. We were all excited to see eachother, and I wanted him to hook me up with weed, and we were hugging n then walking down by the lake, and I had my dog, the boxer, with me. She was running down closer to the lake and me and chong were following her.

..so all of a sudden a forrest ranger or mounty or something comes along and chong is like 'jump in the lake!' so we jump in, as does the dog, and we swim down and hide. We hugged n swam around all freaky and cool under the water till the ranger was gone, and when we got out we had swam down the way, and I had lost my purse n bag n wallet n everything, that I needed.

so we walk back to where we jumped in, and on the way we pass another little area along the lake where a bunch of wierd sporty jock assholes were chilling. We talked a bunch of snotty shit to them as we walked by, and I heard one of them say 'a camel is crossing' and I looked over and there was a big black camel in the lake. I remember thinking 'oh no, theres camel piss in there' ...I also saw cows jumping in the lake.

so we got back to where we jumped in, and the water had receided. I easily found my purse wallet and bag, and a bunch of other treasures from the deep, things people had lost. then all of a sudden chong and I were in a MALL in australia, then all of a sudden back at the lake, and there was a cookout going on. then I woke up.

awesome, right? well I had a righteous dream the night before too. I dreampt I went to a primus concert in a really small venue, and after the concert I walked through the place and collected like 30 wallets that dinks had dropped. and then they were holding a church service in the place. huh.

Im groggy. I will now go lay down again. I wish I was still dreaming of kicking it with chong though.

January 26, 2005

"LET THERE BE RED" said JessieKitty, and the sky was ablaze. Her head burned furiousley, like the flames of hell.



my sexy sexy army man sent me two sets of his bdu's *pant pant pant* look for pics of me in them verrry soon ;>

I have a fantasy, it involves a very handsome straight man who lives with me, and is a professionally trained hair dresser and make up artist.

January 25, 2005

I've made a victorias secret wishlist for my fans who're into dressing me ;>
my vic.sec. wishlist
when filling out the shipping address, leave 'street address' blank, and simply fill my po box number in the 'po box' field.

Jessica E.
PO BOX #1282
HAYWARD WI 54843


when in doubt, hang out @ SUN CAMS

queer eye for the straight guy goes to london, excellent episode!!!

January 24, 2005

hey ladies, how's about you PLUCK YOUR FUCKIN EYEBROWS. Bitches look like they have fuckin catapillars on their face n shit. *shiver*

I finally got the 'red balls corset coat' from H.T. ...THANK YOU!!!!!! :D ....I got it by doing a little online shopping with a guy, he bought me shit, had it shipped to himself, and then sent it to my PO BOX (an excellent idea for those online stores who wont ship to po box's :D)

I also received the HAWT HAWT calf high buckle shoes that KENKNEE bought me from my amazon wishlist \m/ thanks Ken.

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if you have or will do any of the following, you WILL get blocked by me:

1) iming me saying 'hiiiiiiii' or using abreviations such as 'pls' instead of please.

2) acting stupid and cocky at me, such as saying things like 'nice antiseen cd, send it to me'

3) being stupid enough to say something like 'do you actually make money?' ...what the fuck do you THINK you stupid cow, Im here just for my health? Go look at the fuckin 'purchased' list on my amazon wishlist, or the cash received balance on my amazon donation page.

4) ask me for advice on how to copy me ....get fucking real idiot, no Im not going to waste time telling some worthless stranger how I became succesful and known.

5) saying hi more than once, for example:

stupidperson:hey
jessiekitty:hello
stupidperson:hi

...what the fuck are you doing saying hi more than once, retard.

6) asking me for a fan sign. why the fuck would I make you a fan sign if I dont know you?

7) call me Jess, or any other nickname that I haven't TOLD you to call me.

January 22, 2005

georgeromero.com new 'dead' series movie coming out, woo!, thanks Diamond!

crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders
(Ive been addicted to that site like whoa)

January 21, 2005

check it out, Im in the process of doing my hair hot rod red, decided Id bleach it today and dye it tomorrow (to give it a rest in between processes) ...hehe it looks funny *blush*



go send me presents n money bitch! dragondata.com/~jessica/tribute.html

rate my tits
Im sooo fuckin happy I got that big nasty huge bed frame out of my roooom *wee* I remounted the spiderweb fabric canopy and theres way more room in here now. Im so relieved. *woof* now I need a futon. Oh rearranging also ended up leaving room for me to put my burgundy tapestry claw foot arm chair in here, that mommy gave me ;>

the spooky sites have added Miss Bunny



January 18, 2005

luv me!!!

January 17, 2005

someone really needs to get me this nightie in black or red, size large. send it to my po box! Im going to make a complete victorias secret wishlist in the next few days, so look for that.

I got an icq number for ...no real reason.... - 304287015

January 16, 2005

I'm the current cam chick interview @ realcamgirls.net, here's an exerpt (sp?) from the piece:
"I think everyone knows or has at least seen Jessie Kitty around. She is one of the more popular camgirls online and has her niche stamped out like concrete. Truly one of the hottest and most adorable web cam girls, Jessie Kitty has endured where most others give up. With a pair of the most recognized eyes in the industry, Jessie wants you to be her bitch! Read her classic, in-your-face interview here"

check out these hot ass fuckin shoes, you can purchase them (and other righteous shit) for me from my amazon wishlist:


my phone lines are on right now ;>

get me a webcertificate and address is to dominationsdigital@hotmail.com
malto mario won the new american iron chef tonight/last night, WOO! fuck yea baby! god I want to be a taster on that show!

got some HOT motherfuckin 26 yo army boy sending me his bdu's woot! I SO dig the army men, send me your fan signs and fuckin military shit boys! Send me your pictures, send me your worn clothing. *slobbers like a perv*

January 14, 2005

I've been doing cam shows on camcontacts the past few days, so get your ass over there.

I gave my boyfriend a green hawk just now, and left the sideburns unshaved. yep. righteous n shit :D

haha funny:


fetish porn clip

cuteness

My ozzy shirt came today, yay ;>

January 12, 2005

Its really irritating how little boring 'no one' people accuse people like myself of lying. My life and experiances are shit they've only seen in the movies, therefor they can't grasp that it actually exists.

Wake the fuck up kiddies, people use lives like mine as the basis for those movies you're so faithfully addicted to. If you're so sad being a boring little nothing, get off your ass and change yourself.

January 8, 2005

R.I.P. JERRY ORBACH


join my Janis Joplin fanlisting!


Im a very *happy* girl today, for my favoritest fan HIDDEN's (who you might recognize from my forum) belated xmas and new years packages arrived just now. Expensive champagne, vodka, wine, game cube games, dvds (including romper stomper and return of the living dead) a board game, a case of wolfgang pucks tomato basil soup (my favoritest soup in the world), chocolates, a balloon blower upper and long twisty animal making balloons, bath products....the list goes on and on.

BEST PACKAGE EVER.

best fucking package ever.

all you other cock stroking JessieKitty lovers should follow his example and get to sending me righteousness. ;>

and a thanks goes out to the bloke who burned me all those righteous cds, nice surprise ;>

Jessie Kitty
PO BOX #1282
HAYWARD WI 54843

dude pissed me off so I bitched at him, then he said the funnest shit Ive heard all week:
kylg0re: you are easily the most spastic person i have ever met.
kylg0re: your personalities change more than your underwear do.
im all drunk, im doing nitrous, smoking pot, and im listening to janis joplin. (p.s. fuck you, janis's family, for pretending you supported her in the little bio you wrote up)

dude....its making me all...fuckin...you know...

what the fuck am I doing here? what am I dong wasting away in this gay ass location that I've moved to? huh? huh? I should be on the east coast. At the very least I should be travelling. What the fuck.

Im so fucking fabulous. Why aren't I fronting a band? hm? why? what the fuck, make happen it Jessica. Stop fucking around.

January 7, 2005

I just had an awesome fuckin dream about like....wierd 'the end of society as we know it' shit. I was like wandering on the beach, and everyone was living in caves and abondoned houses and shit, and then at the end there was an antiseen concert, seriousley. heheh. I kick ass...strangers send me nitrous. You should send me nitrous too, its on my amazon wishlist

new AllSitesAccess gallery. (access to sixteen reality porn sites, click the link theres a free vid) There's also a new site, TunaParty

Take the quiz: "What house of 1000 corpses character are you?"
Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

January 5, 2005

copy and paste this into a comment, and change it to your awnsers, do it its fun:

1. What is your name? Jessica Shirley

2. What color underwear are you wearing now? skull print/red n black

3. What are you listening to right now? the hum of my comp

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? **,**

5. What was the last thing you ate? chips ahoy

7. How is the weather right now? overcast n cold

8. Last person you talked to on the phone? leon

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? clothes

10. Favorite Food? salad, with tons of meat n cheese n shit

11. Favorite Drink? champagne, these days

12. Favorite Alcoholic drink? oh...heh...whiskey, champagne, berry weis beer, long islands with andrea, and uh...vodka. and sailor jerry rum. and all booze in general, except tacky over sugared under alcohol contented 'toms lemonaid' shit

13. Favorite place to shop? the internet, the internet, the internet

14. Hair Color? black n green

15. Eye Color? blue when im happy, green when im mad

16. Do you wear contacts? No.

17. Top or bottom? uh...as in what?

18. Favorite Month? june

19. Favorite Fast Food? mcdonalds

20. Last Movie you Watched? dodgeball is the last NEW movie I watched

21. Favorite Day of the Year? it depends

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Ive only asked someone out once.

23. Summer or Winter? summer

24. Hugs or Kisses? kisses

25. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

26. Do you want your friends to respond back? sure

27. Who is most likely to respond? I doubt anyone will, lazy fucks

28: Who is least likely to respond? duh

29. What type of music do you preffer? psychobilly baby

30. What books are you reading? im still reading 'crackpot' john waters

31. What's on your mouse pad? a picture of 'sublime' the band

32. Favorite Board Game? my new fav = simpsons trivia

33. What did you do last night? got fuckin high, watched south park

35. Who inspires you? people who dont hate themselves, ever

36. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn? buttery as hell, artery clogging

38. Favorite Flower? uh...orchids

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M? 'vincent, get the fuck off my legs'

40. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school? I didnt HAVE a best friend in middle school

41. What's on your desk? my cds, candles, decorations, speakers, monitor, keyboar, lamp, webcams, papers, writing utinsels, pot, ashtray, make up, mouse, jewelry, shot glass, booze, and a million other things, I have a big desk

42. Rock Concert or Symphony? rock concert yo

43. Play or Opera? Plays, if at all

44. Have you ever fired a gun? yes, more please

45. Do you like to travel by plane? yea, cause it means im travelling period, and I LOVE TO TRAVEL

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? smooth, always smooth

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? including fake fur decorative ones, there are 9 on my bed

49. State you were born in? califnornia, the state of emergency

January 2, 2005

Demented Are Go

I need EVERYTHING @ Lucky13Apparel.com (hint hint, get me ANYTHING from the womens section (in sz L if applicable) and send it to my po box :D) ...another cool site = CoolGrrrls.com (though I hate that whole 'gRRRl' thing)

hahaha omg I just found a money domination site belonging to this ugly gross bitch who's on a couple cam sites I chill at, and her photo gallery is completely fake! There's all these pics of her fat head, grossss mouth, and badly captured legs n shoes right...but then she mixes is all these body shots of skinny chicks with the heads cut off. *BIG LOUD SNICKER* ...get real bitch, someone would have to be half blind to buy that bull. Don't you find it degrading to hate your own body so much you feel you have to try to trick people? ;>

speaking of pics, mine are all real, and I've added some new ones to yafro *smooch*

January 1, 2005

happy new years? mmm yea. ...Ive got three bottles of champagne in my fridge to take care of, poor me *smile* I wish I was drinking it with Sandra Bernhard.

I finally got the movie 'dodgeball' ...KICKS ASS, in honor of it I'm now watching 'the ben stiller show' in its entirety on dvd. woohoo!

You know what I need to mention....the movie "The PuppetMaster vs Demonic Toys" .....its got the sleazey haggy lovely Corey Feldman (who I like for some sick dirty reason) as the lead...and its like so hastily put together and fucked up and shitty...its RAD. RAD...yes. See it. Remember when Corey Feldman was like obsessed with dressing like Michael Jackson? Ahahahaha. AHHH. *smile*

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