May 29, 2008

Indulge in all of your voyeuristic urges by subscribing to my 'house cams'! 24 hour a day access to multiple cameras wired throughout my apartment! currently there is one in the bedroom, one with a spanning view of the kitchen and livingroom, and another special cam for 'shows'. ;>

For only a few dollars a week you can take your JessieKitty obsession to new levels. Did I mention I fucking love being watched, and so does Joe?

We like to act like sluts at the cam.... but we also spew a lot of COMEDY. I DARE you not to enjoy peeking on us! It can be completely anonymous if you choose...

just click here, scroll down, and follow the instructions in the middle of the screen (yes, you get a free preview).

Don't forget, you can CALL ME (for 3.99 a minute) to tell me how fucking hot and righteous I am, just dial:
1-800-TO-FLIRT extention # 01241219

May 28, 2008

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May 27, 2008

I've got a new obsession. Vintage pictures of sailors. Handsome, fit, uniformed...*sigh*

I've been scouring flickr finding all the best the site has to offer. I'm collecting pictures like x rated trading cards.

People upload these old pics of their beloved relatives.... little do they know I'm molesting the photographs with my eyes, deciding who I'd fuck and who I wouldnt. Mine, now!

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the pink x means I want to bang them (the guys without a pink x WOULD be allowed to watch):

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they're dead.... yet I want them.... it's strangely delicious.

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It's great to be a perverted slut... I'd be very lonely without my filthy thoughts. Anyone with any really good pics (like vintage NUDE military men!!!!!) should send them to me, at jessiekittycom@gmail.com ....I also want to see pictures of hot men in soccer uniforms.

May 26, 2008

I'm so PUMPED about the cd that a lovely guy just bought me (from my main amazon wishlist), BILLY FURY - THE ONE AND ONLY! Yes, a billy fury greatest hits album *scream*

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billy fury - nothing shaking

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billy furybilly fury and elvis presley (blue stone!)

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You should go buy me presents from all of my wishlists!!! They're listed on this page! You can find ways to send me CASH there too ;>

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Look at my yummy friend Nico, from Milan..

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that is such a goood picture of him... FUN. Send me to Italy! I love me some daego skins! hehehe

May 22, 2008

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May 17, 2008

I worked my ass off today. I fucking ripped out all the stupid nasty old caulky grout shit on my sink console in the bathroom, and put another coat of paint on the bathroom walls too! It was hellish, but well worth it.

I also went and started a tanning membership. I got the more expensive one because it featured the stand up tanning booths. I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE them! You have music and fans blasting in on you, everything is bright and insane, and you hold on to these two bars on each side of the booth you're in, and it feels so hedonistic and sexy and bad, it is HEAVEN. You should try it.

Also, Joe and I scootered all over our neighborhood and made some new fetish videos. It was a full, lovely day. And now, in a few minutes, I'm going to be eating the fucking ROAST TURKEY DINNER that Joe is preparing. Yay yay yayaya!

Check it out, I painted my desk and computer chair. Don't be too judgemental, I wasn't going for perfection!

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Yesterday we cleaned out the kitchen hardcore, including putting contact paper down in the cupboards! I'm going to do that in the bathroom tomorrow....

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I'm fucking tired....

May 15, 2008

Trailer Park Boys

Now this is some serious righteousness, this show / these people..

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This show is sooo funny, and sooo charming! TrailerParkBoys.com

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I must admit, I'm very very fond of Bubbles.

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May 13, 2008

KISS MY ASS, SASSAFRASS!!

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