July 27, 2006

donate to my moving fund ..so I can get out of here before I have to sign another year long lease *hiss*

buy me clothes from my amazon wishlist such as this fabulous shit:

I fear we'll have to wait even longer to go to Nashville, as my naughty money blowing habits are making it difficult for us to save enough for a cross country relocation, AND pay all our current bills...AND have a 'good time'. Oi!

As usual, I'm in the mood to obsess over heart throbs of the past...

Gene Pitney: (died in april, I'm sad to report)

Eddie Cochran: EddieCochran.Info

Roy Orbison: Orbison.Com

Gene Vincent: Official Site



DEL SHANNON's Real name : Charles Westover

Del Shannon co-wrote 1961's top record "Runaway". The song topped all three charts, spending a total of 13 weeks at No.1. A string of hits followed in the USA, the U.K. and in Australia where Del Shannon also managed two further chart toppers - "The Swiss Maid" (1962) and "Little Town Flirt" (1963). A consistent Australian chart entrant, Del Shannon's final chart action came in May, 1989 when "Walk Away" spent a single week at the No.99 spot on the Australian Top 100. Eight months later, Del Shannon died from self-inflicted gun shot wounds in his California home.

;( I hate finding things like that out about people I'm drawn to. Poor dude.


BOBBY VEE's Real name : Robert Veline

Bobby Vee's big break in show business came The Day the Music Died. Following the plane crash which killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper a local radio station put out a plea for a group to play at the venue Holly and co. had been bound for. Bobby Vee's band, called The Shadows, took up the challenge, played a few Buddy Holly songs they knew, and were a big hit. Vee fronted the band, which later almost included a young man called Robert Zimmerman a.k.a. Bob Dylan, before recording under his own name. Hits such as his two Australian No.1's, "Rubber Ball" and "One Last Kiss" to "The Night Has A Thousand Eyes" and his 1961 US-only No.1 hit, "Take Good Care Of My Baby" established Bobby Vee as a successful solo artist in the early 1960's.


Billy Fury link#2

July 26, 2006

I adore Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll. GOD I love her. I wanna DO her, I wanna be FRIENDS with her. Yes. Rar. her imdb profile, her OWOW page.

July 22, 2006

I put on fake nails today. *happy* ok. here's some damn pics, most of which during I was highly intoxicated. love ya's!

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where've I been? I've been 'partying' quite a lot. I've been doing cam and all that each day, but I haven't had time for my forum or blog. oops ;> ...I've got a shitload of pics stocked up to post here, but I can't be bothered to label and upload them all right now. oi.

On a very very happy note: I've been aquiring lots of new yummy internet guys this week, with shitloads and shitloads of money sent, and wishlist items purchased. Meeeeow, thanks daddys!

Huge babbling rant, one thats been building up for some time: you know whats hilarious and disgusting about broadcasting on cam sites? the stupid bitch ass customers who're shocked and enraged when I'm not a sugary sweet fake personality lacking blow up doll willing to put up with stupidity and ill mannered bossy idiocy the way most of the other girls on the site are. For example: customers acting shocked and offended when I object to them calling me 'jess' even though I've been shouting from the hilltops for YEARS that I can't stand that nickname. I even fucking post it in my profiles, don't call me jess. Sometimes the ones doing it are people I've specifically informed of the facts... yes, you're in for backlash if you ever DARE to try to defend yourself, or speak like a real person. Did you REALLY think you could try to order me around without retribution? I've NEVER modified my behavior or personality for some stupid fucking webcam site, and I abhor the chicks who're clearly doing so. Guess what ladies, the guys with the REAL dough to blow aren't interested in 'cutie4u' who loves horses and icecream...thats just the dudes with low iq's, and fucking closet pedophiles...and they're always broke.

..of course there are those who will read this, and or see my hard ass behavior on these cam sites, and ignorantly assume this is part of my 'act' to appear to be 'a domme' ... first of all, we all know I dont give a fuck about being domineering, and only specifically do so if I'm being paid for it, second, it's got fucking nothing to do with that. I've been a loner all my life, I'm used to the 'pack' singling me out to fuck with me, so take care in the way you fucking speak to me, I'm always on the offense, and justifiably so. I don't go for any 'its the internet' bullshit. You fucking speak to me the way you would if you met me on the street, bitch, cause that's how I'm going to treat you. If you're so stupid and unaware and unable to absorb my vibe that you think this is a big talking internet 'act' you're very wrong. ...oh and one more thing I'd like to point out about retarded cam customers: I'm not fucking goth. I recently tracked hits coming from some sad generic theatrical 'domme' sluts blog, calling me 'an alcoholic drugged out goth girl' ...aside from the fact that I partake of very few substances, you stupid stupid ape, goth???? how out of touch can you be, all of you 'goth' babbling no ones! do I listen to goth music? no. do I wear corsets and black lace? no. do I fucking draw black squiggley eyeliner on myself and talk about how much I love morbidity and the macabre? uhhhh, no. wake the fuck up. how can you all be SO GOD DAMN IGNORANT???

One more thing about internet fuckwads: I don't care about you, I'm not here to help you, I don't want to 'chat' with you, just because you contacted me. I'm not your friend. Remember that. Don't ever fucking expect me to spend time on you, or have any regard for you. I never, ever, ever contact strangers. No one owes me their attention, and I owe no one mine. Wake up, this is the real world. I desire only to speak to my 'cam viewers' my 'submissives' and my 'sugar daddys'. Those excluded from this statement are secure in the knowledge that this doesn't apply to them. As for everyone else, I don't need your friendship. I'm on the internet primarily to run my site. Not to be in cliques, not to compete with people, not to PROVE MYSELF *snort*.

The only way I ever make plain old 'friends' with someone, is when we come into contact while socializing in a public forum having to do with a common interest we share. A stranger needn't be afraid to contact me with a compliment, or a polite interesting email introducing yourself and explaining why you were compelled to communicate with me....I might even dig it and give you a rad reply. ...but don't fucking approach me like some teenager who wants to have meaningless high school conversation, and then act like a cunt when I ignore you. PLEASE don't accost me with dippy sleazey bull, and then act confused when I don't like it, and reject your offers to 'cam2cam'and send me pictures of your cock. And don't you DARE contact me expecting me to give you any sort of advice or help, with anything. I don't fucking ask strangers for help...I rarely ask for help in life, period. I have pride, unlike most people, apparently. Example; STRANGER: hi, can you help me with something? JESSIEKITTY: psh, no STRANGER: well you're a cunt ....why? because I'm not at the service of the general public? What the fuck is going on!??

Anyone who'd assume I'm a nice friendly helpful person would have to be fucking BLIND. (it's a different story, of course, when it comes to my loved ones, and people who I know and respect) I'm not saying I hate everyone in the world. I'm not saying I desire to be 'mean' to anyone and everyone. I'm just saying fuck off, I've got a life, you should have one too. Shmoozing people on the internet is lame, but harrassing them is even lamer. Along with the fact that I'd never shmooze, I'd never harrass. I don't think it's cool to be mean. I just express my feelings as they come. I don't seek out situations that make me angry, nor do I enjoy talking shit. Unfortunatly I'm forced to do so often because of the large amount of people who approach me in a negative manner. It's pretty much always someone who's angry at me because I wont spend time on them. Sad. If I don't respond to you in a manner you dig, you've got only yourself & your approach to blame. In other words, unless you're paying me, or engaging me in a really righteous individual genuine way, don't bother in the first place.

Unfortunatley I probably just warded off some cute random ladies and gentleman who've been thinking about throwing me a hello, but it's worth it if I lowered the chance of some egotistical retard oozing into my inbox during the next fifteen minutes.

*pant pant breathe* god. that was unpleasant but it had to be spewed.

I really should post these pics dammit...but its such a hassle! if you're dying to stare at my righteousness, check out my new picture store & video store ...and of course you can ALWAYS see ALL of my new pics and shows INSTANTLY (as I'm uploading them, and forever archived afterwards) @ CamBang!

July 17, 2006

you know what I'm fucking sick of? ignorant fucking people who think only of micks when they hear the word 'celt' ....the first people to live in ireland were welsh. the second people to live there were scottish. THEN the brats got the place, and starved themselves.

People think that ireland is the mecca of celtic culture, and thats bullshit. for example...the millions of catalogues I get that are supposedly celtic...yet they're full of nothing but cliche drippy embarrassing fakey irish crap. I'm both welsh and scottish, and I want you to fucking represent me. *snort* more people speak welsh in wales than irish in ireland you know... fucking americans act so idiotic about being irish...and there's fuckers with welsh last names stomping around acting like asses calling themselves irish, whats up with that? If your name is morgan, davis, jones..you're welsh. It doesnt matter if your great great greats lived in ireland. Have some fucking pride.

Welsh is the oldest celtic culture. Wake the fuck up. *hiss*


I got us a 'teach yourself welsh' set...Joe sounds so fuckin hot speaking those soft th's heheheh *wiggle*

The Welsh (Wales) National Anthem.

Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd,
Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed.

Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.
Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd,
Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn i'm golwg sydd hardd;
Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si
Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi.

Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed,
Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed.
Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad,
Na thelyn berseiniol fy ngwlad.

July 15, 2006

FYI: Camcontacts.net is now Camcontacts.com. If you bookmarked it, update yer shit! My camcontacts links can be found on this page.

last night, at our favorite lounge, we got into a dispute with this scuzzy stupid pig...I don't know how the conversation started (he, the pig, brought it up) but all of a sudden he was loudly proclaiming that all men are pigs, all men have one night stands, all men go out looking for a piece of pussy that they have no intention of getting to know. Wrong. That's not 'all men' ..thats YOU, fatty.

Joe tried to comment on the fact that he himself has never had a one night stand, he's never wanted to fuck a girl he didnt care about, and he doesn't think its ok. The dumb pig was loudly babbling over Joe, refusing to listen. Ever notice how its always ugly stupid dudes who try to spew this 'all men are pigs, so its ok if I'm a pig' line? Ever notice how insanely upset they get if cute happily coupled people disagree with them?

I justifiably insulted him, and the moron walked out. Job well done. ....it makes me insane that the media perpetuates this negative view of men, giving worthless slobs such as the cow in question the idea that being disgusting is acceptable, and expected. Wrong. Good people such as myself will never think your behavior is 'ok' you fucking mongrel. By the way, shit for brains, have you had such a pitiful track record that you're unaware of how much BETTER and HOTTER sex is when you're in LOVE with the person you're ramming?

Joe and I fucked in the shower before we left yesterday....I took pics. I'll post some later. *smile*

Dig these new sites I've just started promoting:

July 12, 2006

Listening to Eddie Cochran...it's raining out...*cuddle*. Joe had the day off yesterday, it was righteous. New netflix movies came, we pulled our freezer out of storage, rearranged the apartment, and fucked. Two very happy addictions, rearranging and sex. <3 We were planning on going to a Bisons baseball game, but our crappy schedualing failed us, there isn't a home game until the 21st or something. *hiss*

I love mail. Wanna be my penpal? Of course you do....the price for such fanciful communications with lovely me? You hafta send presents and or cash with your letters ;> You can find my rented box address on my shopping fetish page...I answer all valid submissions.

You can see every set of cam uploads I've ever done by joining cambang:

Took a bunch of pics right after I woke up, crud in my eyes and cat hair on my shirt. Yeehaw! Want to buy pics of me? read this page.


July 10, 2006

I'm always tracking hits to my site, to random forums and chat groups and stuff....where people are talking about me, and saying really idiotic hilarious shit. It's annoying and entertaining at the same time. Sometimes I find forums of guys going on and on about my tits and ass. That always brightens my day. *wiggle*

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oh my gawd look at this pic I just took:

July 8, 2006

My FUCKING NAME is not 'JESS' ...who the FUCK taught you retarded cunts to apply nicknames to strangers, huh? What the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS????? DO NOT CALL ME JESS! Would you call Mike 'mik' for no reason? Would you call Sarah 'sar'? Would you call Adam 'ad'??? Sounds pretty fucking moronic right? It's just as moronic when you do it to my name. FUCKING STOP IT!

I'm watching a Reno911 marathon right now (one of the very very FEW good shows on comedy central, god I detest Carlos Mencia and Dave Chapelle...someone needs to put those filthy mongrels in their place), haha god I love this show! ...Joe is at work *pout* ..I'm about to jump on the ol' treadmill, for lack of anything more interesting to do. *grunt* ...you should be totally awesome and go get me cool stuff from my amazon wishlist, cause I'm hot and you're male.

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Wanna know one of my favorite dinners? "GirlScout Dinner" ...you take some ground beef, chopped carrots, potatos, leeks, and some corn, put it all in a pile on a piece of tin foil, sprinkle some salt, and bake in the oven at 400 for like an hour and a half, or until it's nice and stewy...and yea...thats it...it's fucking YUMMY! My mom made em for me when I was a kid :D

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