June 30, 2008

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I've been posting AMAZING fucking auctions on ebanned!!! ...the latest one is sooo awesome, I JUST posted it, its dutch, and its about ME controlling your COCK for a week... with personalized voice clips! Remember, I offer direct sales, and take requests for auctions you want me to post. Just email me about it ;>

And oh my fucking god, I'm excited!!!! The exterminators just came for the summertime spray check, and they happened to be hockey fans. They saw our sabres flag on the wall and started talking about hockey with us... and then let us know about this AWESOME fucking place, the Sportsplex downtown!!! *eeeee*

They have adult hockey leagues! Joe can play, and I can cheer. They have olympic sized swimming pools, regular ice skating, tennis, and workout rooms. WE HAVE GOT TO JOIN!!!!! It's 160 dollars per person, for six months. Who's gonna hook us up? We need 320! (We don't like paying for things with our own money, it feels wrong.) It is YOUR responsability to get us our memberships! haha! rawr. This is my new goal. I wont shut up about it until someone spoils us! We're going to need skates too... and I probably shouldn't be wearing tiny bikinis in there, so Im going to need new swimming clothes as well.

you can pay for both our memberships all at once by click this NITEFLIRT mail button:

or you can send donations via amazon honor system:

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shop my wishlist!
buy my videos!
view my housecams!
I just fucking got a friend request from UGLY KID JOE (http://www.myspace.com/uglykidjoetheband) ...it doesn't get any better than that!

Im up in the middle of the night, having woke up out of a restless sleep... and Im about to watch southpark on allsp.com and smoke some doobiedoobiedoo's. *howl*

I can't stop thinking about all my favorite wrestlers from the WWE. Jesse and Festus... Khali... Deuce, Domino and Cherry... awesome.

June 27, 2008

Lucky! There are NEW VIDEOS in my vid store!

Also, new pictures in my photo store... and more content in my vip club. Move your feet to the amazing beat of JessieKitty!

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That album was of course purchased for me by a horny male, from my amazon wishlist.... you should be blowing your money on me too! Read more about the things guys buy me, and the things I want, in my wishlist blog!

June 26, 2008

happy birthday, Chris Isaak, yes yes yes!


Ok... I know it's total bullshit cuntery to post what I'm about to say, and I doubt the average person is interested, but for you pricky weird gigglers, I have got to vent. ... I'm so fucking sick of nasty ugly bitches on some of the websites I broadcast on. There's this one dumpy plain ho who posts really xxx pics of herself. ... she has LONG LONG hair all over her thighs and ass. I mean... the inner part and the cheeks...nowhere near her vajayjay. Long nasty hair with horrible blemishes peppered around in it. Why? Why post that? That should be reserved for special fetish websites where fans of ... that... gather. It should not be shoved in the face of the clean honest citizen trying to look at some normal hanky panky. Does she not realize her own disgustingness, because of nasty ugly pervs who hit on her gross fat ass? (she is also unfortunate in the 'small tiny tits looking misshapen on a chubby person' sense).

The bitch is ugly in ever sense of the word. Her face, her body, her hygiene, her style. We all have our faults, I'm a dick for saying snotty shit about this... but really... why the fuck is she doing it? She puts on this 'im a pretty princess' act, so it can't be that she's into humiliating herself.... I guess she's just living in a dream world, and people are aiding her in that for their own twisted reasons. It's all very disturbing.

June 24, 2008


I fucking love this band. Love.



..can't mention Living Colour without mentioning..


...who I also love.



June 18, 2008

Being better than you is fun ;>

I Love Me

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You need to love me too, by going and buying me some lovely shit off my amazon wishlist! I want rollerblades, clothes, beach stuff, and SEXY things ;> You'll notice items pertaining to some of my most secret guilty pleasures, such as WWE dvds. Shhhhh!

June 17, 2008

I've gotta do it! Here are some adorable phone pics of my lovely babies, Roy Orbison, Vincent Price, and Eira:



Before you laugh and think some snide thought planted in your brain by television and your dentist, read the page I linked you to above, and educate yourself on the FACTS of fluoride.

After researching study after study which have found fluoride to be DETRIMENTAL and not helpful when ingested, ask yourself WHY the us government is so insistent upon it. Then read this page: http://www.fluoridealert.org/f-sources.htm#I to find the unexpected sources of fluoride in the average persons diet. Many many people are suffering ailments known (and unknown) due to over exposure to fluoride.

One statement I'd like to point out, to those people who aren't going to bother reading this important information, is this:

"According to the Centers for Disease Control, fluoride's "predominant effect is posteruptive and topical" (2). In other words, any benefits that accrue from the use of fluoride, come from the direct application of fluoride to the outside of teeth (after they have erupted into the mouth) and not from ingestion. There is no need, therefore, to expose all other tissues to fluoride by swallowing it."

THINK. THINK ABOUT IT. Why do you think you're being slowly poisoned by fluoride? Who do you think is responsible? What kind of effects is it having on your brain? It's time to wake up and start paying attention to what you put in your body, and what you allow OTHERS to put in your body.

June 16, 2008

I've uploaded several new photosets to my pic store! Also new videos, and new content in my V.I.P. Club!


I'm auctioning off some crazy shit on ebanned right now... you should bid ;>

In other JessieKitty news.... we've been spending almost all our time laying out at the beach, and we've been eating insanely healthy. Vegetarian, actually vegan, half of the time. We haven't drank alcohol in over fifty days, and we haven't eaten meat in... a few weeks, I guess it is now. Obviously we've been smoking lots of savory herbs....

While chilling at the lake, I was going back and forth between reading a nancy drew mystery, and this amazing book Joe got, called 'The Secret Teachings of All Ages' by Manly P. Hall ...it is soooo fucking righteous! Today I was reading an entry called 'Solar Color' ... it was talking about how there are actually more than three prime colors, and then it got into vibrations and sound responses and waves to and of color. It totally made me think of that David Bowie song 'sound and vision' ... 'blue blue electic blue...'. That book also lists all of the PROOF that almost every story in the bible is copied from a more ancient religion. *sigh* Why is the obvious such a mystery to some? Either way, it's all delicious and SO enjoyable... everything we've been doing. Oh... I read about alchemy too. I've got this to say. FUCK YOU ISIS!


It's so exciting, feeling yourself change. Not having the urge to eat junk anymore... not feeling guilty about eating animals that were likely abused, and at the least pumped full of gross shit you shouldn't be eating... It's very fucking sexy to specifically be proud of what you're eating.. and what you're DOING period, I guess. Joe and I have been listening to MDC and getting very egotistical about our choices. We're so fucking awesome.

Speaking of my righteousness, I've got some new exhibits of perverted mongrels sacrificing themselves to me.... *smile*




..more insanity having to do with my adventures in pervert land can be found in my forum. Enter at your own risk.
Here's a pic of my new tattoo!

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