September 30, 2006

I was listening to john denver and drinking beer on the porch, click the pic to see it full size:



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September 29, 2006

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I just updated my BIO.

I'm now a redhead! It's fucking hot dude.... it's redder than the pics I uploaded in my members area a few days ago...deliciousley so. Meow! I'll take some pics to post here tomorrow.

I bought a new vehicle today. God I'm glad that's taken care of. Busy busy busy. Nearly everything is in its place, I finally got my bedroom pictures hung....the boxes have all been burned (in some fabulous bonfires which were accompanied by lovely booze). I'm finally settling down a little. There's still lingering stress though...*grunt* My best friends are coming to stay for awhile in a week...I'm counting the seconds. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun! <3

I'm in dire need of attention right now...but Joe's asleep, and none of my people are online. Fudge. If you're a fan, or a sub boy who's been considering approaching my righteous ass, now would be the time. Submissives enter here ...manly admirers, hook me up with something from my wishlist and then email me..... or just come see me on my live cam here. *wiggle* ....my phone line is on now too :D

You know, I'm always bitching about people and things that I hate...I guess I'm inspired to come babble when I'm pissed off, more often than when I'm feeling lovey dovey...but I *am* a very lovey dovey chick. I have lots of good thoughts for lots of people. So there. ....speaking of sweetness, look at this picture of me and our boxer Daisy, god I missed the animals here:

September 23, 2006

I'm moved in! Lots of shit to report (everythings great), moving pics to post, etc.... but for now let me just inform you of the fact that you can now CALL ME LIVE through niteflirt. Yep, talking with THE JessieKitty over the phone. Awesome, I know. 1-800-TO-FLIRT extention #01241219 ...the price per minute is my choice, and I raise and lower it depending on my mood...if you hafta ask, you can't afford it. *smirk*

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September 22, 2006



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September 17, 2006

KITTY AID: I need the desk on my amazon wishlist, and I need it right fucking now. My wishlist has my NEW address filled in, so no need to worry about shipping. Make me happy. Have packages ready to greet me when I get to WI. I'll make you glad you blew money on me. :>

While I'm gone: Remember to go click my links everyday, stay active in my forum (which is pretty dry right now...my spy will be keeping me informed of all forum activity in my absence), rate all my hot lil pics at cambang....and be a good daddy; spend lots of money on me.

So.... Joe's job called BEGGING him to come work for cash today. This is our very last 'day' here... we're picking up the uhaul tomorrow, and packing it and getting our asses out of town with a quickness. Hmph. I guess business will be suffering at that place, without Joe's renowned cooking skills to draw the customers in *smirk*.

I've got nothing left to do but sit here in a fort made of boxes and whine. The stupid filthy uhaul people haven't called me to confirm my pick up location or anything yet...and if they don't call by 5, *I* hafta call THEM. Ick.

I can't wait until I no longer have to see or hear my ugly oonka boonka ape looking 'black guy' downstairs neighbor or his shit smeared pitbull anymore. WOO!!!!

My favoritest boys have taken a week off of work to come party with Joe and I, and take us to this cute outdoor festival, during the first week of october. GOD I can't wait!! I'm so gonna throw a big tiki bonfire party when they get to my (new) house.

(Im going fucking crazy at the moment, sitting in here with all these boxes, alone..again...... ....do you realize I've orchestrated cross country moves like six times in the last two and a half years? MAKE IT STOP!)

Here's some pics I just took.... *grunt*:





hm.... the bills actually won today. rah. Oh... by the way... I'm NOT in favor of the sabres new uniforms...but I'll learn to deal with it. The blue one is pretty okay...and the retro one is one hundred percent. So yea. And hey, go buy me a Minnesota Wild jersey from my wishlist. Now.

September 16, 2006



The uhaul was reserved yesterday, I'm moving on monday!



..as happen's quite often, fake bullitens are being sent from my myspace profile ...they're not really from me, ignore them, and inform me if you know how to make it stop, please.

There's this man I always have dreams about..kai..it happened again last night. Mm. Every time, I then have Roy Orbison's 'In Dreams' stuck in my head. Oi.




September 15, 2006

wellll...my new drivers license came yesterday (finally!) ...and the only things left to pack are clothing and a few kitchen items... so now I'm just waiting for a few checks and my new cell phones to arrive in the mail, and I'm out of here.

Joe and I have been so edgey and bored, sitting in a livingroom full of boxes, with nervous animals scuttling around in the maze. We were getting way too plastered and I had a satanic hangover yesterday morning, I was puking so hard and loud, it was awful.

You know what's fucking excellent? When Andy Dick impersonates Christina (daphne) Aguillera (especially the performances on Mad Tv). See pics of him as her here, here, and here. Check out some VIDS on youtube.

September 12, 2006

oooo my netflix just came, and its 'Invasion of the Bodysnatchers' (the original, of course)... yeehaw, I've never seen it, but I've been wanting to so rar!

The house is currently overflowing with half packed boxes. There's no walking room, I'm resisting the urge to drink, and the animals are all aggitated and funky. Jesus christ.







I just had fucked up dreams. Some of it was hot, most of it wasn't. The happiest part was when a hot guy was spying on me pissing. In general it was an aggitated dream. I fear the wisconsin hicks with which I'll soon be rubbing elbows (again).

I did a chinese zodiac thing...here's the report, I think it's pretty accurate..
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You are: The ROOSTER ... THE RESILIENT ROOSTER

Mantra: I am proud of who I am.

Efficient and intelligent, Roosters love to show off their talents. They want to be the center of attention but at the same time are very generous to their friends and loved ones. They appear outwardly very strong-willed and energetic but are actually full of fear and worries on the inside. Committed to themselves, Roosters are hypercritical of everything and everyone, especially if they are not getting enough respect from the other animals on the farm. They can be inflexible and compulsive, with beliefs and opinions that tend toward fanaticism.
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...yesterday was packing, drinking, and ABFAB again. I've got one disc left, and I'll then move on to all the French & Saunders. It's a tradition, we watch all our brit shit right before we move. The Young Ones, Girls on Top, and Bottom are also on the list.

Speaking of the fabulous Jennifer Saunders, she, along with Joanna Lumley, and Dawn French, will be seen in a new comedy called Jam & Jerusalem which will be airing in late 2006...who knows when we'll get it in america hrm...

September 10, 2006

look at this hot hot hot car: Meow!

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whenever I look through other girls pics, I'm always shocked by their ugly, small dicked boyfriends. it makes me treasure my yummy daddy even more (you'll have to excuse the nasty floor, the apartments a mess right now due to packing):



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yesterday: Joe made a giant vegetable tray, wine and beer was pulled out, and abfab was in the dvd player all day while we packed, n' fucked around. it was excellent.

I woke up way early (for no reason, as usual) and now I'm having all these wierd mixed up half asleep thoughts. people from the internet, my dream about killing someone, moving, packing, uhauls, and dwight yoakam are involved.

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I don't want Joe to go to work today *pout*. ...he's only got FOUR shifts left to go, and then he's done working there forever. WOO!

September 7, 2006

Im all fucking drunk and high... watching some of my unmentionable 70's horror... thinking wierd thoughts about the fact that theres all these people....from fucking u.s. troops, to musicians, to ..factory workers... who're all into me, and in admiration of me, and enchanted by me, sending me worshipful communications all fucking day... and I'm a jerky drunk hateful hermit who can't stand people sucking down booze in my livingroom, being a prick... its just wierd dude.

This is not to say I object in any way. I hope to be enthused over people who like my spewings. Feel free to contact me if you are one.

also, I've got the fabulous Del Shannon song 'runaway' stuck in my head, at the exact same fucking time as the blood for blood cover. really. it's insane. meow.

I'm happy to report I can't get the song "warriors" by Blitz out of my head. woo! Gonna have to dig that out n' listen today. Also in a Deadbolt mood (they're so yummy)...



I forgot to mention the dmv experiance I had last week. ....I was only there for an hour and a half, thank god, but it was still skanky as fuck. First of all, there was some black chick in there with brown stains all over the front of her shirt, and a bright freakish weave. Second, there was a mother and son in there, son being in his early 20's. ...she was wearing powder blue tapered jeans, with holes so giant in the ass you could see major butt (and it wasnt hot)... second, the son was wearing flip flops, and his feet were filthy. I mean black under the toenails, totally gross...and he kept slipping off his flip flops to scratch the back of his leg with his gross foot. They both had acne and grunge era hair.

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When it was time to go to get my picture taken (which looked horrible) I was sent to some little bay, that had a matching pair of giant obese women running it. They were nice... but their uglyness was intimidating.

As soon as my new license shows up I'm at my leisure to move. *smile* HOLY SHIT, an auto salvage....person is coming to pick up my old car today... I got illegally parked 'we're gonna tow you and send you huge fines and bills' notices stuck on my car yesterday, giving me two days to move it. *grunt*...the auto people are gonna give me eighty bucks for it and tow it away for free... yay... (even though its worth much more, fuck)... actually Joe took care of all this shit. I don't know what I'd do without him, I wouldn't have had any idea who to call or what to do about that shit.

I'm gonna have to buy a new car once I move, icky..

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September 6, 2006

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GOD I can't wait to get out of here!

hahaha, you have GOT to read these articles from bmezine about nasty piercing clients. who the FUCK are these people, who dont wash their belly buttons and crotches????

....you may have noticed I've taken out all my piercings during the last year. ...most of the holes are still open, i.e. my lip, my nostril, my septum. ... I don't know. I just stopped wanting them there.. however I WOULD like the white gold/diamond nostril jewelry on my amazon wishlist...as thats the only piercing I'm ever in the mood to throw on.

September 3, 2006

just did a crazy session... totally drained this pig freak while taking screen shots of the nasty shit I made him do.... there's like thirty billion screen shots to dig through... here's one for now (you can see more in my forum):

September 1, 2006

I love older people. I hate younger people.

Last night I went to my bar, and broke the news to my beloved bartender Lauretta (spelling now corrected) that I'm leaving. It was slightly depressing. She said I should open a b&g in wisconsin and she'd come move to work there. *isnt that adorable* We exchanged addresses...those of you who I favor know I'm an obsessive mail sender...so that should be rad. We had this big talk about how she can't believe she met someone cool, and I can't believe I met someone cool....and about how people like us are scattered very thinly throughout the world. Meow ;/

There was a Barbara Stanwick marathon on, and me, she, and Joe all chilled watching it, with our favoritest awesome older people who we chill with at that bar (picture really righteous 70 year olds who look like white haired Jimmy Stewarts).

After that we went to a concert, with some friends who've come up from Las Vegas. The Animals. Yep. The Animals. (misunderstood, we gotta get outta this place, house of the rising sun)

*sigh* ....it was a whistful night.

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