Being who I am, doing what I do... I run into a lot of stupid people on a regular basis. Usually I ignore it... but when someone acts especially revolting, I feel compelled to 'tell on them' by posting about it. Check out the comment that this shining example of shiteousness left on one of my myspace photos today:

The little prick. First of all, let's explore his profile. What do we find? He's into slipknot (ew!) and he has a bunch of little banners all over his page saying 'fuck you, fuck you, die' and the like. He has a banner with a joke on it making fun of retards. He named one of his photo albums 'pimp shit'...and he labels his blog with 'I hope this pisses you off'. He has gross piercings and he comes off creepy, and mental in general. Yea, he seems really concerned about being a 'good role model'.

Now lets talk about his bullshit views. It's wrong to shake your ass? It's wrong to take hot pictures of yourself? If a chick acts like a sex toy, it means she has no self worth? No. All bitches capable of doing so should be sexy and fun, otherwise they're a failure, in my opinion. Maybe he has issues with chicks like me because his girl appears to be a plain baby factory. To actually answer his generic question, I'd say I post sexy pictures on myspace because it's good for business, because I enjoy it, and because others enjoy it. I'm being myself, and it's doing very well for me. Jealous? ...that shit about it not being SAFE for me to post these pictures is ridiculous pitiful paranoid propoganda, too. If I weren't the SMART bad ass girl that I am, yea maybe I'd end up in dangerous situations, considering the fact that I meet submissives for sessions, and do all of the public stuff that I do. But I do not EVER run into any trouble, because I am brilliant, and I am running shit.

What is HE doing on my page anyway? Mr family man, with his ugly girl, ugly daughter, and his insipid little attitude about 'being good'. Would his wife or girlfriend or whatever appreciate him oggling my pictures? In fact, why did he even add me on myspace? It's not like I know him... I just accept any and all of the hundreds of requests I get every week. ...huh... telling me I appear insecure... insecure MEN always treat chicks like me this way. They can't have me, so they try to hate me.... but they just can't look away, mm? ;>

Was he feeling guilty about being a little bitchy perv and digging through my shit? Did he say that idiocy at me to try to make himself feel less guilty? Or, as his profile seems to imply, does he just enjoy pissing people off? In any case, he wins the 'worthless bag of blood' award for the month. The second I saw that comment, I felt the need to shoot off a dumb snotty little email at him:

so. last saturday night.... I went downtown to bar hop all by my lonesome. Joe was working down there for the night, so he could drive me home once I got all plastered, yay! Downtown Nashville is really really fucking fun *wee* (I'm actually having an inner battle with myself right now, trying to decide if I should go party tonight.. I should really save money, and my liver... mm)...

Anyway, I made my rounds of all the main bars, had a fucking blast, met a bunch of cute people and bands, and yeehaw. (I insighted this one adorable couple to swing dance to elvis, what a lovely sight)..Then Joe met up with me after his shift, and we continued to party. We had a WONDERFUL night, I love this city, etc etc etc. ...but....

on the way to the car, we stopped back at the ritzy place Joe had been working that night, to order food..and as we were standing around waiting this bleary eyed drunken navy guy came stomping out of the establishment. He was in full regalia....and the second he saw me, after coming out the door, he ran up to me and started hitting on me. He asked me how much it was going to take to get me back to his hotel room with him (hahah)!!! Joe was busy talking to a friend of his, and I found this navy man very laughable, so I continued to talk to him. ( Joe's friend asked 'is she going to diss you?' and Joe said 'no, she knows what she's doing'). I was being a rude brat at the fool and laughing at him the whole time, but he was too busy blabbering to listen to what I was saying. He fucking called me a 'woman of the night' hahahahah!!!!! That's what my MOM used to call hookers!

He ranted and ranted at me, pretty much just singing his own praises and telling me that I need to go home with him. He was middle aged and sloppy drunk and not fucking attractive at all, even in his impressive uniform covered with medals. He put his fucking hat on my head, ewwww tacky! Well. Anyway.... as he ranted he got stranger and stranger, yelling about how he's a high ranking mason, and how he's in the aryan nation, and how he's KILLED people and blah blah blah blah. The hostess came out and told Joe the idiot had just gotten kicked out of a wedding party inside *hehe*.

By this time, Joe is getting annoyed..he starts talking shit to the sad egotistical fuck. Weirdo had been yammering at me and hanging all over me for like 15 minutes...and then somehow in the drunken crazyness, I got this navy man to PAY FOR THE FOOD Joe and I ordered. He handed the money to JOE even, hah! After we got our food, the guy started again trying to get me to go home with him. He was all like 'do you want to go home with that guy, or do you want to go home with a NAVY CAPTAIN' blah blah blah. I laughed at him, put my arm in Joe's, and said 'this is the dick Im sucking tonight'. Then Joe challenged him to fight, and the guy ran away back into the lounge. Big fucking navy man, huh.

HA HA HA HA HA FUCKING HA!!!!! The douche bag was treating me like a hooker and being insulting towards my boyfriend, and I turned it around on him and got him to pay for our food as we treated him like shit, laughed at him, and dipped out. Life is grand when you're JessieKitty! And I don't really mind him thinking I'm a hooker, ugly people who can't understand hot sexyness are always making that mistake ;>

God, I'll never forget the time I was like 21, my friend Leon was like 19 or something... and we were in this bar 'the norshore' in duluth minnesota... we were all fucked up, and this really handsome dude came up to us and asked 'are you professionals?'... well... our young asses didn't know what he was asking so we said YES, hahahaha!!!!! He bought us some drinks, and then he was like 'hmm lets go party'... Well. it turned out he was a fucking mental case who wanted to smoke speed and have an orgy, so we ditched him... but it's a hilarious story. .....Maybe you had to be there ;>

here's a few cell phone pics from this crazy past saturday, I took them when I was in a silly bar who's theme is 'trailer park':



I should also mention that while I was in 'the wheel' I was accosted in a bathroom by an excitable lady from texas who got all silly with me and made me go tell her husband he makes the best beef brisket in texas, we were hooting and being crazy drunk sluts, ahahaha it was so great. Again, you had to be there.

new videos in my vid store (please remember to page through the whole store, when I make filthy fetish vids I sometimes hide them in the back)...

and sexy new photo sets posted to my pic store....

..including videos and captures of one of my dirty dirty cross dressing sluts Kari. I did some majorly fucked up long distance sessions with the whore, and recorded it all for my profit and your perverted viewing pleasure ;> here's one of the screen captures:

on a lighter note, I've got a series you MUST investigate. It is "Clatterford" (us name) / Jam and Jerusalem (uk name).



Another wonderful Jennifer Saunders creation, featuring our favorites Dawn French, Joanna Lumley, and more. If you dig fucked up fabulous british humour (sic) then you MUST GET THIS NOW!!!!


God I love it when Dawn French plays a crazy person....

this just makes me want to pull out my 'girls on top' dvds ;> thats another excellent fucking show, but its not 'new' so you better already know of it *wags finger*.

God... I could go on and on and on about all of the shows these chicks have been involved with that I love... and ade. *sigh* fuck yea.

so... yesterday was the annual 'winter classic'! I'm amazed that chicago lost after the righteous leed they had *sigh*. It was still fun to watch though. Im not even going to mention the suckyness of going all the way to a game to watch your team lose (dammit predators!... they also had a game here in nashville, yesterday). And Mats Sundin didn't even play, hmph! God I love him, the dirty bitch.

LOTS of new videos in my video store!


Im so hungover....oh my GOD I've been partying sooooo much and blowing all my money *eek*

wanna buy me a drink? this is a nine dollar niteflirt mail, click it over and over again!


want to pay for a whole evening of me partying? here's a 100 dollar mail, click it to take me on a date! *hehe*


I also demand that some lovely fuckers buy me new 'going out' clothes from my wishlist.

I promise to write a new blog post soon :D

my tree this year:

did you know Little Richard was born on christmas day, 1932? Isn't that gorgeous? He's such a gift! *haha* ;) Also, Alabama was the first state to declare christmas a legal holiday. 1836, my friend.

surely you realize it's your duty to go to my amazon wishlist and hook me up with some gifts. My address and color and sizing info for everything is already filled in. You just click and buy, and a few days later my ups man delivers it into my hot little hands. And then I take pics. Fun for all!

also delicious is receiving gift certificates!!!! ( address them to jessiekittycom@gmail.com )



so... Leons visit was spectacular. We hit downtown nashville HARD, several times. I'm fucking loving this city so much right now..... we partied so hard I ended up sick with a cold! (thats ok, I've been getting off on my cold medication :D) ... I'm feeling better now. Hence my blog posting.

I'm currently lounging on my couch, with the cable radio station set to 'traditional christmas music'. Dean Martin is so sharp! I remember when I was a little rockstar in choir I loved singing 'carol of the bells' every year.

Here's some choice pics n' stuff of our partying:

you can see more here

awwww look how good all my lil brats are getting along with our newest addition, Baby the pitbull:

she's so cute.

and so is Joe... ;>

wanna see some newer pictures of my apartment? of course you do....

I'm going to be on a radio show tonight. 10pm central time. theartistD.com - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/fabulousradio

there are many new videos in my store.


you better watch this one, it's straight from my heart:
jessiekitty



my youtube account was just terminated, for no good reason.

add yourself to my map, or browse the other memebers:

Normally I reserve my blog for my antiquated chatter, and trashy self promotion.... but now I'm about to muster up some brutal honesty.

I feel empty... lost.... alone.



bittersweet, full and empty.

Gene Pitney - I'm Gonna Be Strong


only love can break a heart....


half heaven / half heartache

In six days my fabulous old friend Leon arrives for a JessieKitty/Nashville getaway! He'll be here for a week, I'm so excited! I'm going to drag him to all of the traditional touristy nashville spots, like tootsies, and opry mills n' all.

yayyy it's pictures of me sitting in my bedroom looking vacant:


you know how I'm always going on about my house cams (people pay per week to subscribe to them) .. here's a snap from one mounted in the bar area, facing the livingroom:



So, as I mentioned earlier.... there's a new addition to my 'family'. A week and a half ago, early in the morning when Joe was getting ready for work, a poor stray injured looking dog came into our hallway, in the pouring rain. She was soaked, she was shimpering, she was scared, and she climbed into my arms with a quickness, and didn't want to leave. I sat in the hallway getting soaked by her skanky fur for over a half hour cradling her and saying nice things. I hugged her and looked into her deep sweet little eyes, and knew there was no way I'd send her back out in the rain, in the dirty city. I got up, opened the door of my apartment and turned around and called her in... after some fearful hesitation she came in. We put a towel down for her and she layed on it just kind of resting for awhile while we petted her and talked to her. I was all 'well, should we keep her?' and Joe said 'yea!!!'. And that was that.

She had owies all over her, the worst one being this big fucked up red raw patch on her snout.



She is a handful!!!! Obviously some sort of pitbull mix. We've named her "Baby'. ;) Her disposition is extremely sweet and playful, she's never acted mean or angry. I see a lot of vet visits in our future.... We let the building manager here know that we have her, incase she by some chance has previous owners that are looking for her and want to take care of her (very doubtful). There are a lot of stray dogs just living around here, there's lots of little patches of woods amongst the city here, and lots of full dumpsters to eat out of.

She's so fucking adorable I looooove her. You can look forward to lots of pictures and reports ;>

speaking of cuteness and lovely animals, check out this picture of my cat Roy: