February 11, 2008

I've just seen the greatest bad movie there ever was.

Equinox (1970)

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equinox review on tomptokyo.com's bad movie report

When I was watching this, I kept raving and raving about how great it was, even though it was really bad. Now I check online and there's all these controversial articles and discussions about how people think sam rami ripped a bunch of shit off from this movie. Mmm. I knew I wasn't crazy. ITS CINEMATIC GOLD!!!!!!!

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four kids set out to have a picnic and visit some college teacher. two of the kids are set up on a blind date... the other two are already a couple (theres really irritating bitchy banter between the 'already couple'...its annoying and great)... they get to the dudes house out in the country, and it's destroyed, like there was an explosion or something...

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then they hear creepy laughter coming from a cave, so naturally they go in to investigate. There's a freaky gross old man in their who gives them some ancient persian devil book. Crazyness ensues. The devil (or someone posessed by the devil embodying him) is milling around posing as a cop something. At one point when he's alone with one of the girls, he slips on some evil enchanted ring and hypnotizes her, and then rapes her mouth with his own. There's all of these gross up close shots of him purposely making his mouth look really gross, with drool everywhere and shit:

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Later she attacks the other girl, cause she's under his spell, and they do a nasty close up of her face too, its fucking golden shit:

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Im drunk, and on live cam. Y'all. click here to watch.

haha, we also have our voyeur cams on, and some motherfuckers just watched us learning to do the watusi, we looked up the steps cause 'wah watusi' by The Orlons came on the satellite radio.
I've just posted a GORGEOUS calves/fetish shoes 'calve fetish' video in my store. It's fuckin' awesome, I'm so glad my french leg worshiper requested it ;> (those perfect wooden platforms just came, purchased by some italian foot whore haha)

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Joe and I had a lotta lotta lotta fun the other night drinking margaritas and making vids for a pitiful cuckold bitch (those vids are also available in my store).

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I'm back on ebanned!!!! (adult only site for filthy auctions) my first new auction is for lifetime membership to my 24/7 voyeur house cams!!!

my ebanned page, the direct link for my new auction...

feel free to make requests for things you'd like to see me auction off on ebanned. only serious suggestions, because I have to pay to put up the auctions!

jessiekittycom@gmail.com

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February 9, 2008

I just drank a redbull....alright, it's spring cleaning day! Joe is off doing all the laundry, and washing all the bedding, furniture covers, and towels. Normally I'd go with him, but we have a bunch of video orders to take care of this afternoon so we want to get everything out of the way early. (Ive got some new cocksucker who's paying me to make him videos which I put in my store for him to pay for AGAIN, I love it). After we're done 'working' we're going to drink margaritas, WOOHOO!!! But anyway.. as for right now, you can watch me do a complete overhaul on the entire house by subscribing to my 24/7 Live House Cams! (five dollars a week to have access to webcams set up high monitoring my whole place)... current subscribers may have noticed they were off most of yesterday, that's cause in the afternoon I was making videos to sell, and during the night my computers were fucked up. Grr. Everythings fixed though, so come spy on me ;> haha Later when we're making videos you might see me suckin' some dick! Woo!!!
so I wake up to find youtube has fucking deleted my ass worship teaser because it has 'been flagged' by their users? oh ok... so youtube will post videos of people getting beat, swearing, committing all acts of violence and vulgarity... but girls cant wiggle their ass with panties on? Oh that makes SO much sense. Fucking retards. Here's the same video uploaded to rude, hopefully THEY will allow it...

click here to watch it

full video is available in my vid store. ...and here's a tiny teaser I made to put back up on youtube, we'll see if it sticks...

February 8, 2008

I dont mention often enough how much I fucking adore DAVID BOWIE!!!!! He's like.. so... ultimate. Whoa. Yeaaaa. We're drinking, singing, smoking, dancing, making pervy videos, and watching the money roll in. Shit's good.

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speaking of righteous british individuals, Joe and I had a really good time partying with Miss Babydoll the other night, getting fuckin drunk on webcam together and acting like freaks. here's her adultwork profile.

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She broadcasts her voyeur house cams through the same site I do, and we have free passes to eachothers rooms, awesome. I've been friends with her for awhile, she and I did this one slutty cam show together... Here's some stills :D

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February 5, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND BEN - my mardis gras treat!! 01-31-2008 15-47-5701-31-2008 15-35-52
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hmmm where to begin.... first off, there's NEW VIDEOS for sale in my store: http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/6214 (leg fetish, and smoking fetish. the leg one's so hot, Im wearing fencenet stockings and new patent leather fetish shoes ken bought from my foot fetish wishlist... and a patent leather skirt. yea.)

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the shoe's just arrived today, along with a bunch of FOOD. hahaha, having my admirers buy me bulk food items... sensible yet wildly amusing! You wanna FEED Miss Jessie? My amazon grocery list is right here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1WU4CDRBIAZS0 (the shipping info is already filled in, very simple)

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Now I'm about to get on cam for shows, through camcontacts. Rocka! Joe and I'll be partying on our cams and phones this evening so... get ahold of us ;>

btw, I have a new myspace page just for SUBMISSIVES. myspace.com/sadisticjessiekitty

it's so fucking hot, dominating all these dudes while I have a REAL man, with a big dick, and no submissive tendancies at home. ;>

click here to vote!

February 4, 2008

Hulk Hogan was crowned King of Bacchus at mardi gras. AWESOME!

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Im just getting drunk, enjoying gifts from my fans that were just delivered, and... partying with joe. Our voyeur cams are on. Mraw.

February 1, 2008

omfg! sweetjunkie.com just emailed me thanking me for the honorable mention in this here blog, and now they're gonna send me a free message mouse! Heheheh, rock! You should buy candy from them now. Yes yes yes.

On a less happy note, the fucking stupid worthless mongrels who live above me were just showering, I could hear their shower, and all of a sudden water started pouring down the vent all over my bathroom. The maintenance dude for my apartment told me they live like pigs up there (illegal aliens) and they'll have ten people in that one bedroom apartment, with a plugged toilet, stopped up sink, and no shower curtain. And they have basins of water just sitting on the floor to wash their revolting babies in. Someone needs to deport their asses, because I constantly deal with problems due to their lack of civilization and decency and i.q. ....I'm so fucking angry right now. I just called the office and no one was there, so I had to leave a message fucking standing there watching water pour all over my bathroom floor and toilet and sink. I'm enraged. I'm going to fucking puke.