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I'm such a beautiful righteous treasure *sigh* ...I'm about to toss back some Leinenkugels Honey Weiss (lovely beer) smoke some weed, n watch 'the gudge' which just came in the mail *clap clap*

Oh...my shroom spores came today, the grow kit has yet to arrive. *excitable* ...did I mention I grew shrooms last year, but they got infected? ;P

I maintain, lets be a drunken little bitch and obsess over some appropriate sex pistols lyrics:

I’ve seen you in the mirror
When the story began
And I fell in love with you
I love yer mortal sin
Yer brains are locked away
But I love your company
I only ever leave you when you got no money
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand I’m in love with my self
My beautiful self

A no feelings a no feelings
A no feelings
For anybody else

Hello and goodbye in a run around sue
You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue
I kick you in the head you got nothing to say
Get out of the way ’cos I gotta get away
You never realise I take the piss out of you
You come up and see me and I’ll beat you black and blue
Okay I’ll send you away

I got no feelings a no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Exept for my self my beautiful self dear

There ain’t no moonlight after midnight
I see you stupid people out looking for delight
Well I’m so happy I’m feeling so fine
I’m watching all the rubbish you’re wasting my time
I look around your house and there’s nothing to steal
I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel
And pray you pray to your god

No feelings a no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Exept for my self
Your daddy’s gone away
Be back another day
See his picture hanging on your wall

JE$$IE : so like
x_ps: you don't think i'm a pervert if i whack off to you?
JE$$IE : how often do you sit around thinking about wanting to fuck me
JE$$IE : no, you're a man. thats what you do.
x_psy: i've seen pics of you fucking, ok. and i think of those a lot, but with me in them
x_ps: what good blow jobs you must give
JE$$IE : heheh yep
JE$$IE : i do
x_psych : i know you do
JE$$IE : how do you know
x_psychoc: i think about fucking you every day
JE$$IE : you doooo
x_psycho : i can tell, because you talk about them so passionately
x_psych: you had on your blog once that you wanted to suck some guy in
JE$$IE : when do I talk about sucking dick?
x_psyc : that line stayed in my head for weeks
x_psych : you did on your blog once
x_psych : and i saw you give a blow job once a long time ago
JE$$IE : oh hm
x_psyc : i also get the impression you like a guy to please your ass
JE$$IE : yep
x_psyc : do you like it slapped?
JE$$IE : mmhm
x_psyc : do you like it eaten?
JE$$IE : I also like to be talked to while Im being fucked.
JE$$IE : yep
x_psych : what do you like said to ya
x_psy : raunchy stuff? or loving?
JE$$IE : both
JE$$IE : but without the word raunchy
JE$$IE : I like hearing nasty daddy daughter shit
x_psy : i've fantasied about that too. that i'm your long last daddy and i've come back into your life
JE$$IE : I like hearing what a good girl I am for taking daddys big dick
x_psych : i wanna see if you can be a good girl and take daddy's dick and if you let daddy fuck you hard and good daddy will spoil you
JE$$IE : yep
x_psych : will you be waiting for daddy when he gets home from work?
JE$$IE : yea thats generally how I always talk to my boyfriend.
x_psyc : i've thought about getting you a pocket rocket so you i can give you orgasms haha
JE$$IE : I'm very into being treated like a kid.
JE$$IE : pocket rocket? huh?
x_psyc : i just heard that's the best vibrator
x_psy : that and one called the rabbit
JE$$IE : Im gonna use some of this conversation with your name taken out as a referance in my blog


heheh, sex q n a.

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME JESS. My name is not fucking 'jess' ....from now on people who call me that are getting put on ignore, instantly.

Do you randomly call strangers named john jo? Do you call strangers named rebecca reba!?!?!? Do *NOT* fucking call me 'jess' ....that sounds like the name of a cow, or a family car. mmmmmk!???

ugh!

*evil giggles* look what I bought last night, along with some spores. eheheh!!!!: http://www.mushbox.com/mushroom-kit-myg-USA.html

Just listened to the new Antiseen (which joe young sent me for free *brag brag sneer*) ...twas grand. I likes the FTK, SCAPEGOAT, and NO APOLOGIES, best. Now Im listening to bauhuas. Lets not fucking deny the fact that bauhuas is the mega righteous, mmk.

I was just dancing to bauhuas 'bela lugosis dead' and all three cats who live here (felines, not dudes) were sitting in here watching me with their full attention, it was creepy and spectacular, and YOU missed it. *smirk*

updated my fuckin pay per view porno theater

dude. I have some pretty serious anger and hatred problems. I want to kill everyone, even people I like. Normally I don't care...but sometimes it ends up making you unhappy you know? *hiss* I need to learn some relaxation techniques.

At least I can always count on the fact that I'm fuckin fabulous, righteous, right on, n all that shit. ..and horny men give me money and presents. *sigh of relief*

deadly females

I'm live on CamContacts now!!

I just discovered the hot dolly (who you may have heard of) A Cam Star linking me on her site *heart*, thanks, sugar plum!

I'm still nasty and sick *frown* ...what the fuck n stuff.

Im all sick dude *cry*

question: ARE YOU IN THE UK!?!?! or anywhere else shrooms can be purchased through the mail? ...You'll be my favorite person on the globe, if you go to this site: www.everyonedoesit.com, where you can buy big fat ass BAGS of allready grown SHROOMS (for cheap) ....I would just buy them myself, since Im DYING for them, but they wont ship them to the usa....

Lets recap. go here: www.everyonedoesit.com, buy bags of 'magic mushrooms'.. then send them to my PO BOX:

Jessica E.
PO BOX 1282
HAYWARD, WI 54843

please please please please pleaaaaaaaaase. I don't know anyone in this little buck toothed town Ive moved into, let alone someone to sell me shrooms. I'll send you thank you notes n other such lovelyness, once you SEND ME SHROOMS! (a BIG bag, cause they're cheap man)

Im cute ;>

check out the shoes one of my hos just bought me:

I have *GOT* to have these shoes!!


Yafro Moblog

DONT you KNOW im LOCO!?!?!?

victorias secret wishlist updated: click here to see ...remember you can order me things, and have them sent to my PO BOX.



I've added a bunch more hot SHOES to my Amazon Wishlist...run and get me some before my foot slave snatches em all up ;>

I've been contacted a few times now about people pretending to be me on Myspace, here is my one and only myspace profile: http://profiles.myspace.com/users/515053

My old limey friend Dean has made a new site featuring him and his slut, check it out here.

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