December 12, 2007

a few quick bitchy things Ive gotta spit out:

what the fuck is with the new influx of dipshitty stupid and or foreign perverts contacting me on the net asking 'are you ok? I hope youre ok' ... are you ok, are you ok.... And then when I say 'why wouldnt I be?' they say 'I dont know'... *frown* ...this is a new phenomenon.. I am always abreast of the stupid trends in picking up slut tactics over the computer, and this is just wrong. Is it just me? Do they think Im some crybaby emo fop? I don't whine much at all! ....weird.

Second... why do fat nasty dumpy bitches think its cute, and or sexy to declare 'my tits are allll natural!!!' ... of course they're all natural. Thats why they're big sloppy gross udders. Thats why the part of your tit that connects it to your torso gets all flat and pancakey when you aren't wearing a bra. Thats why you can throw one over your shoulder. Thats why they hang down to the floor. Thats why your nipples are the size of tortillas.

Thats evil. I shouldn't be saying it. I can't help myself. Dont fucking act dumb.

Third... how long are the refs going to be allowed to make horrible fucked up calls, and completely cheat lie and sabotage teams, in the NHL? It's like... out of fucking control... And if the players or coach express due anger about it, it's possible for wrong people to act as though they're just sore losin' bitches. I'm sick of this shit man....

3 comments:

johndaniel said...

are u okay?? **frown*

Candice said...

Wait, what? Are these guys, like, in cahoots? I always just figured they were freakish foreign loners, but I've been in a stretch of "I hope ur ok" BS lately, too, so, what... do they collaborate in order to be this pathetic? Is there some loser English as a Second Language magazine that they all subscribe to?

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