March 2, 2005

Have you seen the previews for this farrah reality show? God damn, ANOTHER ragged tore up old blonde ho on coke. Hurray. ...speaking of TV, I can't believe the guy who played Mark on roseanne is dead. ;/

I took my nipple piercings out. *shrug* My boyfriends excited cause he's finally gonna be able to play with them as he pleases again. My fabulous faux zebra skin rug came today, WOO! SCREAM! ..did I mention the new antiseen kicks ass?

Ive not seen the movie yet, is this good or bad? :
You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?brought to you by Quizilla

So I was at the gas station waiting for my boyfriend to come out today, and Cher came on the radio (turn back time), so I blasted it really fuckin loud, and opened the windows, and sang along right...and all the fucked up hicks wearing neon sunglasses and shit were all 'duhhhh?' ...makes for a boring story, but really it was entertaining.

It 's comforting to say that 'practice makes perfect'....
You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed to
enable people to write faster, it is also very
useful for writing things which one does not
want other people to read, inasmuch as almost
no one knows shorthand any more.

You know how important it is to do things
efficiently and on time. You also value your
privacy, and (unlike some people) you do not
pretend to be friends with just everyone; that
would be ridiculous. When you do make friends,
you take them seriously, and faithfully keep
what they confide in you to yourself.
Unfortunately, the work which you do (which is
very important, of course) sometimes keeps you
away from social activities, and you are often
lonely. Your problem is that Gregg shorthand
has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?

this is cute! ..and accurate
The Mark Twain
The Mark Twain: A leisurely paddle steamboat
navigating the Rivers of America in the 19th
Century! A venerable Disneyland institution,
you date to opening day in 1955 and respresent
stablity, tradition, and a healthy dose of
Americana. You never make your passengers
seasick (in part due to the fact that you role
along your secret underwater track) and always
offer some great panoramic views of a Frontier
mining town, New Orleans, and back woods
glimpses of wildlife and injuns straight out of
a Samuel Clemens tale! Small children and old
folks like you best, but that doesn't mean you
don't know how to get out and enjoy the
nightlife, you play "Steamboat
Willie" in the nightly production of the
Fantasmic! Spectacular. Just one question,
just how is that you are always managing to be
headed "down river"?

What Disneyland attraction are you?


Hidden said...

"The Pirates of the Caribbean: A swashbuckling adventure! Yo ho, a pirates life is indeed for you, seeing as you are the classic Disney dark ride that presents a time when New Orleans was under attack from a band of treasure loving bandits. You have a bit of an edge, and an element of danger, and you can scare the youngins, but for the most part you mean no serious harm. You are youthful at heart, strong and energetic, with a taste for the good life, if not hard work. You have romantic notions about the adventurous life on the sea with no rules and no responsibilities except to your ship, but you also weary and worrisome of the fate that eventually gets all those who those who live life on the lamb, stealing gold for greed and burning down cities for your own delight. You are what you are, and you're out to enjoy the glamour of your wild days while they last! Despite your rough surface, the people know you have heart and they will always come back."

Mustang Eddie said...

AND just where have you been??? Having Jess withdrawl over at CamCelebs ;)
Huggs and have a kickin weekend!!