November 18, 2004

As I watched the john waters movie Cecil B. Demented again last night, I was comforted by the over use of black eyeshadow and eyeliner on his female leads. Someone out there really understands, you know? Thats a good feeling.

Speaking of movies....I was sent my little monthly packet thing from a dvd club Im a member of, and was rudely assaulted by the 'stocking stuffers for her' list of movies....

nothing but rank julia roberts movies, and fucking gay childrens movies. I mean free willy? how DARE you reccomend that someone get ANYONE 'free willy' ...shocking...disgusting...insulting. Die columbia house. DIE!

You are Norman Bates, from "Psycho."
You're creepy.

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Damsel in distress. Typical. Every movie has to
have one. Giggling, flirty, and usually
entirely underdressed, everything than can go
wrong, will go wrong when you are around. You
always need rescuing, and usually at the worst
times. Can't you do anything on your own?

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

a damsel in distress? you? I dont think so.