January 22, 2009

oh boy... there is soooo much to report.... OI! I'll start with the good news. ;>

I've got lots and lots of FUCKING HOT new photos! I'm being a little slow about getting the sets posted in my photo store, but they should be up within a few days. Here's some samples to tide you over:

..I made this really righteous tribute video for the excellent psychobilly band Batmobile's website, BatmobileForever.com:

Find more videos like this on JessieKitty

There is lots of new stuff in my video store, including crazy fetish vids (like nasty CUCKOLD fantasy stuff! heheeh!).

now... for the crappy news...

first of all, some pitiful disgusting fucking loser has been impersonating me on this website 'fubar.com'... Its some social networking site for drunk sluts and people with no lives. I registered there in 2006 (I always register on every new site with the name jessiekitty so others cant use it)... and I never thought of the site again until a nice boy contacted me pointing out the bullshit. Here is the fake profile: http://fubar.com/user/2239618
...they were calling themself "Jeka" ...as if...people steal my photos all of the time, but this sick fuck has really taken it to a new creepy extent. He had over four hundred pics of me, he even had albums of pictures of my fucking APARTMENT!!! ..he stole pictures, and videos, and was even posting pictures of MY FRIENDS!!! (they were very pissed to learn about this).

Well. Obviously I took action. I contacted a bunch of people on fubar, the supposed moderators.. they acted like fucking idiots and told me if I dont want my pictures stolen then I shouldnt post them!?!?!? Stupid pigs. Finally some nice guy on fubar pointed me to a certain guy who handles deletions that he said I should talk to. I spoke to the dude and he's taking action and getting rid of the fake account. I'm also getting the fakers photobucket account deleted since its full of content stolen from ME.

This faker had TONS of people convinced that they were speaking with the real JessieKitty. I think he even used a cam splitter to play a video of me on webcam and tricked these people into thinking they were camming with me. Gross. Those gulible fucking fools. They just wanted so DESPERATELY to believe that JessieKitty would have anything to do with them, hahaha laughable. I use the computer to work, and to speak to my REAL friends. I am not a sad fucking idiot who lives on their computer like these fubar people. Anyway. You can see my REAL fubar profile here: http://www.fubar.com/user/71722 ...you have no idea how many idiotic websites I'm a member of just to maintain my reputation and keep freaks from impersonating me. *sigh*.

....ready for some MORE shitty news? *sigh*

Well.... the other morning I was taking my new rescued pitbull puppy Baby out for her morning walk. She hadnt been spayed yet...and she was in heat. I got totally attacked by some male dog. I was there, my chihuahua was there, and my pitbull was there... and this horny male dog was there. There were leashes tangled all around me, dogs and barking and teeth everywhere, and then all of a sudden just like that, Baby's leash was jerked out of my hand, and she and this male dog were off running.

They were so fucking fast, they were just GONE. I flipped out. My boyfriend flipped out. We drove around looking for her etc. I was so heart broken. Well... two or three hours later, guess who showed up at my door, dragging her leash with a DIFFERANT male dog with her! The bitch went and got gang banged, hahaha! Ok. So. Crisis averted, we made an appointment for her to get her shots and get spayed the very next morning. ...the next morning comes, we drop her off. We pick her up the next day... after paying 400 dollars for the spaying and shots.

An hour letter, the vet calls us back. Nippers Corners vet in Nashville Tn. They call to tell us 'oh, oops, we never GAVE your dog those shots we charged you for"..... so we made ANOTHER appointment for her to get her shots the next day. Wait... it gets worse.... an hour after this call, I look over at Baby who had been laying on the floor ever since she got home and... and... HER FUCKING STOMACHE WAS HANGING OPEN AND BLOOD WAS OOZING OUT ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously I COMPLETELY LOST IT. I looked closely and saw that there had only been two shitty little stitches holding this big four inch incision closed. Two shitty little stitches that busted right open when all she did was lay on her back and stretch. We call the vet, we bring her right in.. and what? what?? THEY TREATED US LIKE IT WAS OUR FAULT THAT IT HAPPENED. She had to have her stomache stapled shut, and then they said 'oh yea, and she needs antibiotics and a head cone'.... uh... where the fuck were the staples and antibiotics and head cone this morning???? why werent these given to her in the first place!?!? on top of all of that... THEY FUCKING CHARGED ME ANOTHER 65 DOLLARS TO FIX THEIR OWN MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nippers Corners Vetrinary Clinis in Nashville TN. Never fucking take your animal there. Spread the word. I already told my ups man, in detail. He loves me, so I'm sure he's going to make a point of spreading this information to all his customers with pets.

This is fucking unreal, right? Have you ever heard of such QUACK vets? I am making it my mission to tell EVERYONE I can find this story, so that this doesn't happen to any other pet owners. I mean I trusted these people with my dogs life, and they acted like lazy stupid incompetent morons. They will pay for this. They want us to bring baby back in ten days to get the staples removed? No, I dont think so. If they dont fall out on their own, I will fucking bring her to a different vet. Oh, thats another thing. I have another new kitty who needs to be fixed, and when I take him in, whichever vet I end up going to is going to hear ALL about this shit at nippers corners, and they will surely go to great lengths to spread the bad word about their competition. *smirk* Dont fuck with JessieKitty or her brood. You will regret it. (Joe thinks this might have been a set up to drain more money out of us, if so, thats fucking sick). I'd also like to add that when she came home she drank three bottles of water, as if she hadnt had a drop of water in the over 24 hours that she was at the vet :| As I was looking over the receipts I noticed this little splurge at the bottom that said 'WE OFFER DOGGY DAY CARE!' .. and I'm thinking, "yea right, when fucking hell freezes over you butchers".

Now. On a happier note, I mentioned that I have a new little kitty cat to deal with! I'll break it down really quick: day 1 - gorgeous orange kitty starts living on my windowsill. I threw tons of food out for him. day 2 - kitty is back and he wants IN, he will not go away... and truthfully I dont want him to, because I am a shepard and I can't turn away little babies in need. I feed him more. Pet him some. Give him love... but left him outside because I live in a one bedroom apartment and I already have a lot of pets. day 3 - the little angel is back and this time he's mewing pitifully and staring at me, for hours. Joe and I talked and as he heard the kitty mewing over the phone he breaks down and says "just take him in, you know you're going to'... I let the kitty in. I left the window open. He came in and refused to life, which meannns... I now have another kid! I named him Simon. Here are a bunch of fucking adorable pics of the entire bruhaha.

the little doll. So, with Simon, Baby, Eira, Roy, and Vincent that means I have fucking three cats and two dogs. Yes... this means a lot of money will be spent on vet visits and litter and food. If you're interested in helping me out with these expenses you can send me an amazon gift certificate. to jessiekittycom@gmail.com:

or you can send me cash via amazon through this donation button:


speaking of amazon.... there is something very very entertaining on my wishlist that other 80s children might remember:

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!!!! ahahahah!!!! I was a huge fan of these, I had a giant collection and now I want them again. They're sooo fucking funny. GarbagePailKids.com

hehehe fabulous. Someone recently bought me the garbage pail kids MOVIE from my wishlist, its so silly, I reccomend you check it out. Do you remember the episode of The Cosbys where rudie got in trouble for sneaking to watch this movie with her friends? hahahaha, YEA!

speaking of the 80s... and early 90s... as I was fucking around on youtube watching Annie Lennox videos, and I was totally astounded to see that John Malkovich and Hugh Laurie starring in her Walking on Broken Glass video!!!! Ha! Awesome! I used to do jazzercise to that song when I was a kid ;> Unfortunatly I cannot embed any of annie lennox's youtube videos because she's got it blocked... but I can link it from crocmusic, so here you go... spot them:

Annie Lennox - walking on broken glass

great song, great video, great all around. yummy. I am ordering you to go subscribe to her youtube channel because she's fucking righteous ;> annielennox.com

As I was digging on that stuff, I got a little boner to go watch some HEART too, god I love this song 'Crazy on You' ... oh my god check out the cut out shirt the male guitar player is wearing, hahaha nipples!!!! The Wilson sisters are bad ass, I've been singing this all week:


And I can't mention this era without paying tribute to ROXETTE !!!! (I remember singing this song to myself in like 8th grade gym class while running around the track):


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