grabbed this from a neat person on sabres.com:

"I stumbled upon this link at another hockey board and found it hysterical, so I thought I'd share it. Jeremy Roenick (I think) dancing on ice, caught on tape:

http://home.comcast.net/~sokaliboy08/jr_dancing.wmv"

WOOO hehehehe cuteness.

my dude 'THE HEEB' bought me a bunch of righteous shit while I abused him on the phone and cam just now.... holy CRAP he's a gross gross pervert dude. WHOA. He told me about his sick shit while I reacted, and then we wrapped things up by making him go INSANE by flaunting my naked ass at him on cam ...the freak. *smacks him* ...but ooo look at the righteous shit he got me from my amazon wishlist:










WOOHOO dwight yoakum!!! and hurrah on the footwear, since I just put my FAVORITE pair of sneakers up for auction, and I needed new ones. That candy is 'the 60's retro candy box' ...I'm very fucking into all things retro, dont ya know. Speaking of which Im still dying for daddyos gift certificates to get those hawt dresses!!! my new cropped black sweater there is gonna look good with themmmm ;> Also, those moccasins are really adorable, you cant see but they have a really cute 'roxy' brand crest on them, heart and dagar sailor jerry lookin' shit.

not long before that I'd taken these 'just woke up lookin wierd, yes thats last nights makeup' pics to play with, yay new digicam (the heeb BOUGHT me this digicam too hehehehe):





I just said this in chat, and decided it was worthy of quoting.

JE$$IE: I got gymnastics barbie and shaved her head and forced her to be 'susan powter' in all my little barbie scenarios

This shit Im watching on the history channel is making me fantasize about my boyfriend turning into a werewolf and raping me.

JessieKitty DeskTop Image: Golly I made it myself! *sleep deprived from randomly waking up at four am, to smoke weed and watch 'the kids in the hall' and not be able to fall back asleep* ...click the pic to download <3 (pic is larger than it appears here, center it dont stretch it)



I put up a new auction on ebanned for my SUGAR CHUCK sneakers todayyyy.

got some lovely things from victorias secret from my righteous dude in dallas, including the black bra and undies Im wearing here:

I'm so fuckin' excited about my treadmill, which came yesterday *wiggle weehoooo* !!

You should join my Ryan Miller Fan Club (yahoo group)...cause he kicks fuckin' ass, go sabres!!!!!

Me last night:



new digicam from one of my sluts came today WOoOoOoOoO!!!! If you want me to appreciate YOUR pigglieness as much as his, go buy me righteous shit from my amazon wishlist.

You know what I love? When suave dudes from suave bands send me cd's n stickers n shit *hump hump hump*



ok new shirt came, the white font and whites of eyes look much better. kind of looks crappy in the pic, but its good baby:



and if I love ya, you're about to get one of THESE:



Now I just hafta wait for my hot lil greaser to send me some pics of HIM in the new shirty. ;> remember you can buy this stuff here.

Dyin' for a postcard? Contact me.

oooo look, Adam got his shirt today...he's gonna hook me up with some digi pics of him modelin' the shit, but I just couldnt wait, and had to take some screen caps of the bastard. I was posting pics at the same time, see my cuteness? Aw, you love my tum tum. *the finger* :

We all know how much I love clothes, and shopping...I INSIST you send me a DADDYOS.COM gift certificate..click here to purchase, and address it to:

Jessica E.
266 ELMWOOD AVE #167
BUFFALO NY 14222

(rented mail box)

here's some of the beautiful items I'd like to buy from Daddyos:







...also I'm browsing Victorias Secret right now... I really think you should buy me the following items:

bra in red and gold, size 36 C, with a matching pair of panties, and thong, size large

pretty dress, black large

sexy play dice! (roll and see what body part you're gonna be suckin' on next) and adorable 'bow' thongs in an assortment of colors, size large ...address these items to the mailbox I listed above ;> ..more yummie ways to spoil cute lil ol me can be found here.

do you SWING????

Me and Joe have been discussing checking out the swinging scene....*smirk* .. email me about YOUR experiances swingin'! ....we might just stick to dykes...but the agreement is, if I approve a couple, Joe is allowed to go as far with the chick as I choose to go with the dude. I think that should leave me feeling pretty secure... It'd sure be great if some fuckin cool genre'd couple with MONEY wanted us to be their spoiled younger fuck buddies *perverted glimmer* take us shopping, drag us on cool vacations, fuck the hell out of us. Make us your SEX TOYS! MmMmMm! They should have a hot tub and a tiki bar in their basement too. Haha. I'm sleep deprived.

Jim introduced me to another slick band: Hi-Winders ...cuteness. I need to go to Sweden.

Got up in the middle of the night and took some dirty picys!!!!! Here's a sample:







*smirk* I seriousley love my big ol' ass. You do too. You can see MORE here ...and you can see other big hot asses here.

We went to the hockey game last night and lost badly to the sharks *glum* ...it was still fun to be there though. ...obviousley I got drunk as hell. We went to some gay bars afterwards, made buddies with this really nice old homo, and I made out with some cute dyke. She got my phone number, and called later last night, and I was too drunk and shy to awnser so I made Joe, and he and she had a convo about how yummie my lips and tounge are *blush* tehe! Obviousley Joe seriousley enjoyed watching that. "We're going to the gay bars from now on" was uttered many times.;>

The longer I stay in one location the more obvious it becomes that my life is very very lacking in friends. comrads. buddies. 'people'. It really doesnt seem approrpriate that my 'bitches' are the only people I ...really know.

When it's me and Joe on the open road, going somewhere new, where we don't know anyone, starting afresh, it seems like ...enough. When I have to stay in the same place, and start making (loveless) aquaintnaces...and watch all these spoiled people with their giant groups of lifelong friends, and family, all supportive and loving and.. ugh it makes me seeth. Is it disgust, envy, or both? I don't know. But it's repulsive. Make it go away. Die die die.

On a happier note, this adorable dude from sweden Jim just introduced me to a band I didn't know yet... he sent me some Mp3's, I dig. they are Kings of Nuthin'! Go fucking buy me one of their albums from my amazon wishlist. ....(omg look at jims car ....I wouldnt mind spending some time in the back seat of THAT). ;> ...OoOo ..Jim just kindley pointed out to me that back seat action isn't really a capability of that vehicle...so let me rephrase: I wouldnt mind spending some time spread eagle on the HOOD of that car. <3

Maybe my error in life thus far is keeping my travelling within the confines of america... Is it very hard to move to another country? It must be...

And there I am being depressive. Again, on to better thoughts: I fucking love COSMO magazine dude. I love it. Example: Cosmo taught me about this new sex position that I've been rockin' with my dude, THE 77!

the 77 refers to how your bodies will look when they meld together.

lie on your side with the guy behind you so that you are both facing the same direction.

wrap your legs around his top leg and pull him close, pushing your butt toward him as he enters you.

once he's inside straighten your legs in tandem with his so they are tightly sandwiched together.

stay connected as you simultaneously bend at your waists while extending your legs at a 45 degree angle away from your bodies.

sounds yummie, no? it fuckin' is. TRY IT NOW!

oh my GOD I want this coat sooo bad!!!

*sigh* I was out acting horrid again last night, getting in fights with wierdos. Maybe I should put myself on restriction. No bars unless I'm accompanied by a supervisor. Wait...haven't I allready come to this conclusion? Oi!

I cant get that 'im goin' to graceland...graceland...memphis, tn' song out of my head :D ...Joe's continuing to be pissed at me for this talk of moving.

I just witnessed a really vile fucking dick. Now I'll make you witness it. *smirk*

here's the voice clip I made to reward him while we were talking.

THE COOLEST SHIT IN THE WORLD: EBATES ...you go, you join, you shop at your favorite stores by clicking on ebates link to them, you get from 3% to 25% CASH BACK for your purchases. They also have a bunch of coupon codes you can use. It's legit. God DAMN yo!!!! All the stores I regularly shop at online are a member of ebates ooooo!

*sigh* ... I know I'm naughty for thinking and saying this... but... I feel like moving again. *eek* ..I've been here for over two months now. That seems so long...

I'm starting to KNOW people here. ICK! I hate knowing people. It's grotesque. I like strangers. ....I feel the urge to move to texas, or tennessee or something. Something where I can live in a retro southern dream world created in my head, assisted by my location.

Joe just read this over my shoulder and started groaning and moaning. He knows when I say I want to move, I mean it. I guess it's not fair of me to subject him to my obsessive need to 'leave'. How I love to leave. Maybe everything looks a lot better when Im looking at it from over my shoulder.

Wanting to move, and feeling like I can't (make joe move again, start EVERYthing over AGAIN?) makes me depressed...so on to happier things. ...such as:

This cute site about some swedish greasers, http://www.geocities.com/bootlegrunners.