December 6, 2005

We all know how much I love clothes, and shopping...I INSIST you send me a DADDYOS.COM gift certificate..click here to purchase, and address it to:

Jessica E.
266 ELMWOOD AVE #167
BUFFALO NY 14222

(rented mail box)

here's some of the beautiful items I'd like to buy from Daddyos:







...also I'm browsing Victorias Secret right now... I really think you should buy me the following items:

bra in red and gold, size 36 C, with a matching pair of panties, and thong, size large

pretty dress, black large

sexy play dice! (roll and see what body part you're gonna be suckin' on next) and adorable 'bow' thongs in an assortment of colors, size large ...address these items to the mailbox I listed above ;> ..more yummie ways to spoil cute lil ol me can be found here.

do you SWING????

Me and Joe have been discussing checking out the swinging scene....*smirk* .. email me about YOUR experiances swingin'! ....we might just stick to dykes...but the agreement is, if I approve a couple, Joe is allowed to go as far with the chick as I choose to go with the dude. I think that should leave me feeling pretty secure... It'd sure be great if some fuckin cool genre'd couple with MONEY wanted us to be their spoiled younger fuck buddies *perverted glimmer* take us shopping, drag us on cool vacations, fuck the hell out of us. Make us your SEX TOYS! MmMmMm! They should have a hot tub and a tiki bar in their basement too. Haha. I'm sleep deprived.

December 4, 2005

Jim introduced me to another slick band: Hi-Winders ...cuteness. I need to go to Sweden.

Got up in the middle of the night and took some dirty picys!!!!! Here's a sample:







*smirk* I seriousley love my big ol' ass. You do too. You can see MORE here ...and you can see other big hot asses here.

December 3, 2005

We went to the hockey game last night and lost badly to the sharks *glum* ...it was still fun to be there though. ...obviousley I got drunk as hell. We went to some gay bars afterwards, made buddies with this really nice old homo, and I made out with some cute dyke. She got my phone number, and called later last night, and I was too drunk and shy to awnser so I made Joe, and he and she had a convo about how yummie my lips and tounge are *blush* tehe! Obviousley Joe seriousley enjoyed watching that. "We're going to the gay bars from now on" was uttered many times.;>

The longer I stay in one location the more obvious it becomes that my life is very very lacking in friends. comrads. buddies. 'people'. It really doesnt seem approrpriate that my 'bitches' are the only people I ...really know.

When it's me and Joe on the open road, going somewhere new, where we don't know anyone, starting afresh, it seems like ...enough. When I have to stay in the same place, and start making (loveless) aquaintnaces...and watch all these spoiled people with their giant groups of lifelong friends, and family, all supportive and loving and.. ugh it makes me seeth. Is it disgust, envy, or both? I don't know. But it's repulsive. Make it go away. Die die die.

On a happier note, this adorable dude from sweden Jim just introduced me to a band I didn't know yet... he sent me some Mp3's, I dig. they are Kings of Nuthin'! Go fucking buy me one of their albums from my amazon wishlist. ....(omg look at jims car ....I wouldnt mind spending some time in the back seat of THAT). ;> ...OoOo ..Jim just kindley pointed out to me that back seat action isn't really a capability of that vehicle...so let me rephrase: I wouldnt mind spending some time spread eagle on the HOOD of that car. <3

Maybe my error in life thus far is keeping my travelling within the confines of america... Is it very hard to move to another country? It must be...

And there I am being depressive. Again, on to better thoughts: I fucking love COSMO magazine dude. I love it. Example: Cosmo taught me about this new sex position that I've been rockin' with my dude, THE 77!

the 77 refers to how your bodies will look when they meld together.

lie on your side with the guy behind you so that you are both facing the same direction.

wrap your legs around his top leg and pull him close, pushing your butt toward him as he enters you.

once he's inside straighten your legs in tandem with his so they are tightly sandwiched together.

stay connected as you simultaneously bend at your waists while extending your legs at a 45 degree angle away from your bodies.

sounds yummie, no? it fuckin' is. TRY IT NOW!

December 2, 2005

oh my GOD I want this coat sooo bad!!!
*sigh* I was out acting horrid again last night, getting in fights with wierdos. Maybe I should put myself on restriction. No bars unless I'm accompanied by a supervisor. Wait...haven't I allready come to this conclusion? Oi!

I cant get that 'im goin' to graceland...graceland...memphis, tn' song out of my head :D ...Joe's continuing to be pissed at me for this talk of moving.

I just witnessed a really vile fucking dick. Now I'll make you witness it. *smirk*

here's the voice clip I made to reward him while we were talking.






December 1, 2005

THE COOLEST SHIT IN THE WORLD: EBATES ...you go, you join, you shop at your favorite stores by clicking on ebates link to them, you get from 3% to 25% CASH BACK for your purchases. They also have a bunch of coupon codes you can use. It's legit. God DAMN yo!!!! All the stores I regularly shop at online are a member of ebates ooooo!

*sigh* ... I know I'm naughty for thinking and saying this... but... I feel like moving again. *eek* ..I've been here for over two months now. That seems so long...

I'm starting to KNOW people here. ICK! I hate knowing people. It's grotesque. I like strangers. ....I feel the urge to move to texas, or tennessee or something. Something where I can live in a retro southern dream world created in my head, assisted by my location.

Joe just read this over my shoulder and started groaning and moaning. He knows when I say I want to move, I mean it. I guess it's not fair of me to subject him to my obsessive need to 'leave'. How I love to leave. Maybe everything looks a lot better when Im looking at it from over my shoulder.

Wanting to move, and feeling like I can't (make joe move again, start EVERYthing over AGAIN?) makes me depressed...so on to happier things. ...such as:

This cute site about some swedish greasers, http://www.geocities.com/bootlegrunners.

November 30, 2005

gross bitch. ew..sick. look at the shit I fuckin deal with...I edited 'his' name only to avoid any faggoty fuckin threats from this perv:



Im drunk. Bloody marys. GO ME!
here's some random picys from this morning:



got some cute shit from my cafe press store today... ...I think I'm going to change the font from black to white on the t shirt, as well as the whites of my eyes...so it'll stand out properly...got some magnets too ;>



My favoritest yummie greaser dude ADAM took me new fan pics today ooooo.... he's gonna be the model for my new redisigned t shirt, cause I dig him. And he's hot. Yeaaaa *hump*




check out the HAWT digicam one of my pigs just bought me from my fuckin' amazon wishlist:



aside from sending me cash, and other items too boring to post, he also bought me this shit:

dress

cigarette case

November 29, 2005

Can't wait for the SABRES game tonight weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! GOD DAMN hockey players are hot.

JessieKitty @ BodyModifications.net



shit has been STRANGE around my house this week *hehe* ...we've been taking a lot of crazy pic sets, and doing funky cam shows. YAY. You can email me and request cam pic sets of your choice (nothing degrading to me, obviousley) and I'll send em on over. Fifty buckies for ten pics. You can pay through snail mail, or by sending me an amazon gift certificate for that amount.....orrrr P.Pal to jessiekittycom@hotmail.com ... ;> If you're a niteflirt customers, we can work out payment through them as well ;>



November 28, 2005

Im fuckin rockin out SO HARD to Mad Sin right now. yo. RAR RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. You can listen to some of their songs from AMPHIGORY on my radio blog right now. Listen Now!

Mmmmm the song 'body snatchers' is so great.... and fuckin 'tornado' gets me fuckin whirlin'. RAR muthafucka MEOW! TORNADO is SO about ME. I'm fuckin losin' it to that song right now.

By the way this is all being broadcast on my live cam. You could be watching me wag my ass to this right now. there's sound, you could be hearing it too. Mm.