JE$$IE KITTY: I really would love to have a ranchy type of situation
franticflintstone : a ranch would be righteous
JE$$IE KITTY: hell Id love to have a trailor on a small plot of land
JE$$IE KITTY: as long as it means I can have animals
franticflintstone : you mean one with cattle on it, right?
JE$$IE KITTY: no
JE$$IE KITTY: but thatd be cool too
JE$$IE KITTY: thatd be very cool
franticflintstone : you'd probably have to hire illegals to help with the cattle haha
JE$$IE KITTY: but I dont think I could trust myself with the responsability of cows
JE$$IE KITTY: they actually take a lot of work
JE$$IE KITTY: maybe two cows.
franticflintstone : i vacationed at a ranch in arizona once, it was the best vacation i ever had
franticflintstone : you had your own horse for your stay. mine was named Cockleburr.
franticflintstone : and they rang a big bell when it was supper time hehe
JE$$IE KITTY: I wanna shamble around my ranch fixing old wood fences, wearing a really hot rustic cowboy/indian hot girlie outfit..... like 'heyyyy dude' meets ..... jessiekitty.
JE$$IE KITTY: god I can't stand it when people call dinner supper
JE$$IE KITTY: *shudder*
franticflintstone : you'd look great in riding chaps
JE$$IE KITTY: yep
JE$$IE KITTY: brown suede
franticflintstone : an ivory-handled revolver?
JE$$IE KITTY: Im all into brown all of a sudden
JE$$IE KITTY: I was thinking of doing the highlights in my hair brown
franticflintstone : mmm i like following your ever-changing hair
franticflintstone : you'd have a bunch of dogs running around the ranch too, i assume? dogs actually dig horses
JE$$IE KITTY: it depends
JE$$IE KITTY: if I had a real ranch, yes
JE$$IE KITTY: but I really really like having chickens
JE$$IE KITTY: Ive had chickens before
JE$$IE KITTY: having roosters actually crowing in the morning is a very delicious thing
JE$$IE KITTY: and you throw all your leftover food to em
franticflintstone : hehehe that would be interesting! you had chickens growing up?
JE$$IE KITTY: and they clucky bucky around eating and being round and feathery
JE$$IE KITTY: when we lived in duluth minnesota we had a huge yard and a few sheds
JE$$IE KITTY: so we got a flock of chickens
JE$$IE KITTY: grew em from babys
JE$$IE KITTY: and they were affectionate at times, and good sweet little babys who loved life
JE$$IE KITTY: it was very very lovely and delicious to sit out in the yard and watch them fruit around happily
JE$$IE KITTY: they act silly sometimes too
franticflintstone : i had some ducks we bought at this farm but they escaped and someone gave them to some place where they were put in a lake. the nighbors had a party in their backyard and their jaws dripped when three ducklings marched through
JE$$IE KITTY: like they'll get mistified by something stupid and stare at it, and turn their head practically upside down
JE$$IE KITTY: and theyre all easily surprisable
JE$$IE KITTY: so if you run towards them theres lots of squacky and scrambling until you let them calm down and they flock around you looking at you and being dumb and lovely
franticflintstone : hahaha! i want chickens now!
JE$$IE KITTY: theyre fucking awesome dude
JE$$IE KITTY: seriousley
franticflintstone : they're interesting to watch pecking the ground
JE$$IE KITTY: yep
JE$$IE KITTY: and its fun to watch them interact with eachother
JE$$IE KITTY: and they eat spiders and ticks and shit
JE$$IE KITTY: and they eat leftovers..
JE$$IE KITTY: they eat small rocks haha
franticflintstone : you ever see a wild turkey? those are pretty cool
JE$$IE KITTY: I think I saw one fly up in the woods once
JE$$IE KITTY: we had lambs at that house too
franticflintstone : really? you used to have a lamb stuffed animal right?
JE$$IE KITTY: first we got lambykins
JE$$IE KITTY: she was a pretty lady lamb
JE$$IE KITTY: kind of a little scary to be around once she got bigger
JE$$IE KITTY: but I mean she was nice
JE$$IE KITTY: but I was fairly young and I was scared of her hooves n shit
franticflintstone : i want a farm or a ranch and surround myself with animals
JE$$IE KITTY: well not that young
JE$$IE KITTY: I guess I was 12 or something
franticflintstone : i've never known anyone who had a lamb before, that's pretty cool
JE$$IE KITTY: omg once there was a fucking gross ass snake in the yard, which I discovered by stepping on it.... later I was told it was just a garden snake or whatever
JE$$IE KITTY: but anyway ... I fucking stepped on it, and then ran onto the driveway
JE$$IE KITTY: and lambykins was still standing by it
JE$$IE KITTY: and I was like fucking screaming and crying trying to get her to come on the driveway
franticflintstone : a guy at college, i drove him to his house in indiana and his dad had a fucking peaock and a MONKEY. but the monkey was in a cage in their living room, which is just wrong
JE$$IE KITTY: and she was just all what the fuck who cares... but I was going INSANE... I like went in the house and got lunchmeat and sat there waving it around screaming. that was wierd shit man.
JE$$IE KITTY: a monkey? a CAGE? ehhhhhh
JE$$IE KITTY: but peacocks are rad
franticflintstone : i don't like snakes too much
JE$$IE KITTY: snakes are allright, I just dont wanna really be around em. or step on em.
franticflintstone : yeah the guy didn't like tell me before had they had exotic animals, so we get to his house real late and there's this long ass dirt drive way, and i'm thinking WTF...and there's a fucking PEACOCK
franticflintstone : it was trippy
JE$$IE KITTY: I got side swiped by a little wart hog when I was in this dark room at a zoo
JE$$IE KITTY: it was a spider exhibit
JE$$IE KITTY: and it was set up special, there were no lights so you couldnt see anything but the neon lit cages
franticflintstone : a wart hog? haha
JE$$IE KITTY: and I hear this fucking snorting
franticflintstone : lol
JE$$IE KITTY: and this little thing runs by and hits me in the hip
JE$$IE KITTY: and then people come running through
JE$$IE KITTY: and I get out and they're like 'wart hog wart hog'!
JE$$IE KITTY: it was fucking awesome
franticflintstone : that would be fun!
JE$$IE KITTY: I was a kid, it was a school trip, I got off on it for days.
franticflintstone : now i have the ramones songs "wart hog" playin in my head
JE$$IE KITTY: im gonna post some of this convo in my blog cause I havent thought about this shit in a long time and I dont wanna forget about it
JE$$IE KITTY: bloody mary, mmmmm
franticflintstone : they have this righteous thing at the zoo here, a rainforest, it's cool in the winter cuz it's all warm in there and there's weird animals and birds
JE$$IE KITTY: the last time I went to a zoo it was by force to shovel snow, 'work crew' that I got sentenced to cause of skipping school *snortle*
franticflintstone : i would like to shovel snow at the zoo!
JE$$IE KITTY: no you wouldnt
JE$$IE KITTY: there were no animals out
franticflintstone : probably not
JE$$IE KITTY: it was in minnesota
JE$$IE KITTY: it was evening, dark and cold and gross
JE$$IE KITTY: and the other kids there were soooo fuckin scummy dude
JE$$IE KITTY: scummy wiggers
franticflintstone : oh the zoo here has some stuff for winter. like a wolf exhibit
JE$$IE KITTY: I heard in the summer you hafta shovel SHIT
JE$$IE KITTY: so I guess I got it easy
JE$$IE KITTY: ooo wolves are rad
JE$$IE KITTY: our sabres golie marty biron looks like a fuckin wolf, I swear to god
franticflintstone : they're trying to hunt down some poor coyotes in the parks near here, because one attacked some jogger haha
JE$$IE KITTY: I like associating people with animals and deciding thats what they are
franticflintstone : i want to coyotes to elude them!
JE$$IE KITTY: oooo its the indian in me raging its drunken head
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you know.... I don't feel the need to get into specifics.. but there's way too much shit stressing me out right now for me to be riding any wagons. .... bloody marys here I come.
I fucking hate that slob jake gyllenhaal and his ugly monkey sister. Both of their faces make me want to vomit. I hope bad things happen to them.
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