Like a Pony : JessieKitty.org's Personal Blog

rescue me from this children of the corn shit...please.

cat pissed all over me on the way here...

nearest town (gas station really) is twenty minutes away and I have no car.

corn, cows, 28.8 speed dial up connection....

SEND ME FUCKING MONEY ASSHOLE!

*cry*

I cant leave here until I save enough money to rent ANOTHER truck, pay first and last and deposit for whatever SHITHOLE apartment I find in minnesota, and get my boyfriend hooked up with a job there.

"shake your body all over me, woman" -rick james. if you've heard him sing that line, you know why its great.

*bangs head on table* I can barely even load websites, I have to try over and over to even upload a picture. Im on some farm brand internet access. this is unreal. ive never spent more than two days in a place this small. Im scared. There are yokels with shotguns in the bushes, I swear.

better get drunk...