August 20, 2003



look...its a fucking cup with my picture on it.

when I wake and bake...I make up new lyrics to songs.
todays creation:sung to the tune of xtina's "fighter"

...makes my anus that much stronger
..makes me push a little bit harder...
..makes my stool that much sofffterrr....
..thanks for giving me a laxative..

ohh

ohh

ohhh *grunt*

oh

...not that Im having shitting problems...this brilliance just came to me.
Me and wierd al should make out.

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