me looking a little too excited about going bowling a few days ago:




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I had a FABULOUS fuckin' day yesterday....partied happily with my boyfriend...in fact I think I have some digi pics *goes to check* ...my new boots came, yay..while I was posting these pics live, I got a shitload of emails raving about how sexy my big firm ass and thighs are *smirk* ...and apparently people are REALLY into WHITE undies for some reason:










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FACT: Calling people 'hun'* or 'sweetie' is fucking creepy. Especially if they're a stranger. Also, calling someone 'hun' to be sarcastic just makes YOU look like a pitiful idiot. p.s. ...calling someone 'sweetie' does NOT convince them you're female.(for all those PITIFUL fucking female impersonating faggots online)...on that note I'd also like to add if you're going to make a habit of pretending to be female, try a little harder with the screenname. 'hotlillinda18' and 'sweetwetsally' are OBVIOUSLEY fake. Real girls don't pick stupid porno names like that. They pick a name that has nothing to do with their age, tits, or hair color...mmk? I'd think perverted losers with nothing better to do than pretend to be someone else would at least drudge up an ounce of creativity during the act. You are a LOSER.

*(pet names are AWESOME if you're applying them to someone who KNOWS you, and you aren't a leacherous old man...but 'hun' is icky in ANY situation)

I just did my work out and I'm fucking burnt. BLAH. I'll be on cam after I shower, etc. My phone lines are on...and I also just made three new niteflirt recordings, which should be posted and ready for listening within the next two days.

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I got a letter in the mail today from my public defender saying I hafta go in at nine am next week for some fuckin 'investigation' ...*sigh* ...the charges are getting dropped, why do I hafta do this shiiiit *whine*

Im so fuckin tired and wonked today after all that bullshit....even though I didn't wake up until noon. Im wearing pajamas and laying around smoking pot. *sigh* Ahhh.

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sooooo. I spent last night in jail. 'criminal mischief' ...I trashed a sandwich shop in a drunken rage because I thought they were short changing me. When the dude behind the counter started calling the cops on me I grabbed the phone out of his hands and threw it and broke their neon sign. Oops.



agnar_part_two : You were in jail?
JE$$IE KITTY: yep
agnar_part_two : You okay?
JE$$IE KITTY: yea
JE$$IE KITTY: it was hell though
agnar_part_two : *hug* i'm so sorry. what happened? it's awful imagining You in jail
JE$$IE KITTY: I flipped out at 'jims #######' and acted really really bad, and when the dude behind the counter tried to call the cops on me I ripped the phone out of his hand and threw it and broke their neon sign with it
agnar_part_two : oh no! what got You acting like that? i know You have a temper but i thought something sets You off normally
JE$$IE KITTY: went to court this morning
agnar_part_two : what happened?
JE$$IE KITTY: I still hafta go back to court...but theyre dropping the charges, cause I agreed to pay for the sign
JE$$IE KITTY: you know the worst part
JE$$IE KITTY: I was mad at them because I was claiming they didnt give me my change
agnar_part_two : thats good at least.
JE$$IE KITTY: but they did
JE$$IE KITTY: my boyfriend went and watched the video
JE$$IE KITTY: I did all this really bad shit
JE$$IE KITTY: I threw their condiment tray on the floor
JE$$IE KITTY: and when the cops came in, I yelled 'I didnt do anything!' hahaha
agnar_part_two : where You altered? or just forgot?
JE$$IE KITTY: I was totally drunk
agnar_part_two : maybe let him handle the change next time *hug*
agnar_part_two : i'm glad they dropped the charges. Yuo have to go back to court so they can make sure You paid for the sign? or something else?
JE$$IE KITTY: I guess I hafta go so they can officially drop the charges there and close the case or some flim flam
agnar_part_two : ah, ok. the technicalities and shit. bleh.
JE$$IE KITTY: I was charged with disorderly conduct, and also criminal mischief, and thats a felony....so its a really good thing.
agnar_part_two : yeah no kidding *hug*
JE$$IE KITTY: ;<
agnar_part_two : i'm so glad You're okay and not going to jail!
JE$$IE KITTY:
agnar_part_two : try to only beat up people who won't report You in the future.
JE$$IE KITTY: hehehehe
agnar_part_two : sodo You know yet how much the sign's going to cost?
JE$$IE KITTY: 250
JE$$IE KITTY: Im not too upset about it I guess. its worth it to make this shit go away.
agnar_part_two : not as much as i feared it might be.
JE$$IE KITTY: yep
agnar_part_two : smaller neon sign?
JE$$IE KITTY: I dont know
JE$$IE KITTY: I didnt look at it
JE$$IE KITTY: huhuh
agnar_part_two : haha
agnar_part_two : *hug* You're so cool and sexy just gotta keep in mind to be super, super nice when You're drunk.
JE$$IE KITTY: there is no super super nice with me dude
JE$$IE KITTY: but that was total freak out shit last night
JE$$IE KITTY: and I actually decided Im not going out without a chaperone anymore
agnar_part_two : no i meant others being nice to You
JE$$IE KITTY: someone to shoo me away from things before I get all bull doggish
JE$$IE KITTY: ohhh
JE$$IE KITTY: yea totally
JE$$IE KITTY: mofos
JE$$IE KITTY: ;>
agnar_part_two : heheh
agnar_part_two : "She's drunk, do whatever it takes to keep Her happy!"
agnar_part_two : *hug* i love You Beautiful. glad You're all right.
JE$$IE KITTY: do you care if I post this conversation...do you want me to remove your screenname?
JE$$IE KITTY: I dont wanna have to retype this a bunch of times
agnar_part_two : nah i dont care
JE$$IE KITTY: ;>
agnar_part_two : repost anywhere you like Beautiful








I just bought house of wax to cheer myself up *whimper* :


oh my god this is the sickest wrongest most revolting fucking thing I've ever seen. granny porn

look at these cute ass casual shoes one of my foot fags got me just now tehe ;>





go buy me tube tops from my amazon wishlist or I'll fucking DIE.

check out the new tats on my hot fuckin boyfriends neck, they're celtic runes:

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hurray for getting ratty old tattoos fixed!!! ...and hurray for righteous tat dudes who give you beer and coke the whole time....WOO. Fuckin...uh....hahaha we went to the bar with them after getting business taken care of...good times.

I don't fuckin care about anyone, I don't NEED anyone.

I had a fucking fabulous halloween! Lots of drunken candy shambling around the city in the middle of the night. Rar. I wore my righteous pencil skirt too mmmm. Of course that was AFTER a day of phone and cam ;>

Also...yesterday....I met a really really righteous ITALIAN guy (as in he lives in italy) who wants to be my hunny bunny sugar daddy yum yum thing ;> Ooooo. He also got me this really fuckin awesome Paolo Conte cd, yay, Andrea is a righteous righteous gentleman!

Have you checked out my forum? You can see freaky shit in there about my slave gabe....we do nasty RACE DOMINATION things together ;> ...yesterday I got a a letter from him in the mail...: