malto mario won the new american iron chef tonight/last night, WOO! fuck yea baby! god I want to be a taster on that show!

got some HOT motherfuckin 26 yo army boy sending me his bdu's woot! I SO dig the army men, send me your fan signs and fuckin military shit boys! Send me your pictures, send me your worn clothing. *slobbers like a perv*

Johnny Ramone statue erected in LA cemetary

I've been doing cam shows on camcontacts the past few days, so get your ass over there.

I gave my boyfriend a green hawk just now, and left the sideburns unshaved. yep. righteous n shit :D

haha funny:


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My ozzy shirt came today, yay ;>

Its really irritating how little boring 'no one' people accuse people like myself of lying. My life and experiances are shit they've only seen in the movies, therefor they can't grasp that it actually exists.

Wake the fuck up kiddies, people use lives like mine as the basis for those movies you're so faithfully addicted to. If you're so sad being a boring little nothing, get off your ass and change yourself.

R.I.P. JERRY ORBACH


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Im a very *happy* girl today, for my favoritest fan HIDDEN's (who you might recognize from my forum) belated xmas and new years packages arrived just now. Expensive champagne, vodka, wine, game cube games, dvds (including romper stomper and return of the living dead) a board game, a case of wolfgang pucks tomato basil soup (my favoritest soup in the world), chocolates, a balloon blower upper and long twisty animal making balloons, bath products....the list goes on and on.

BEST PACKAGE EVER.

best fucking package ever.

all you other cock stroking JessieKitty lovers should follow his example and get to sending me righteousness. ;>

and a thanks goes out to the bloke who burned me all those righteous cds, nice surprise ;>

Jessie Kitty
PO BOX #1282
HAYWARD WI 54843

dude pissed me off so I bitched at him, then he said the funnest shit Ive heard all week:
kylg0re: you are easily the most spastic person i have ever met.
kylg0re: your personalities change more than your underwear do.

im all drunk, im doing nitrous, smoking pot, and im listening to janis joplin. (p.s. fuck you, janis's family, for pretending you supported her in the little bio you wrote up)

dude....its making me all...fuckin...you know...

what the fuck am I doing here? what am I dong wasting away in this gay ass location that I've moved to? huh? huh? I should be on the east coast. At the very least I should be travelling. What the fuck.

Im so fucking fabulous. Why aren't I fronting a band? hm? why? what the fuck, make happen it Jessica. Stop fucking around.

I just had an awesome fuckin dream about like....wierd 'the end of society as we know it' shit. I was like wandering on the beach, and everyone was living in caves and abondoned houses and shit, and then at the end there was an antiseen concert, seriousley. heheh. I kick ass...strangers send me nitrous. You should send me nitrous too, its on my amazon wishlist

new AllSitesAccess gallery. (access to sixteen reality porn sites, click the link theres a free vid) There's also a new site, TunaParty

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This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.

copy and paste this into a comment, and change it to your awnsers, do it its fun:

1. What is your name? Jessica Shirley

2. What color underwear are you wearing now? skull print/red n black

3. What are you listening to right now? the hum of my comp

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? **,**

5. What was the last thing you ate? chips ahoy

7. How is the weather right now? overcast n cold

8. Last person you talked to on the phone? leon

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? clothes

10. Favorite Food? salad, with tons of meat n cheese n shit

11. Favorite Drink? champagne, these days

12. Favorite Alcoholic drink? oh...heh...whiskey, champagne, berry weis beer, long islands with andrea, and uh...vodka. and sailor jerry rum. and all booze in general, except tacky over sugared under alcohol contented 'toms lemonaid' shit

13. Favorite place to shop? the internet, the internet, the internet

14. Hair Color? black n green

15. Eye Color? blue when im happy, green when im mad

16. Do you wear contacts? No.

17. Top or bottom? uh...as in what?

18. Favorite Month? june

19. Favorite Fast Food? mcdonalds

20. Last Movie you Watched? dodgeball is the last NEW movie I watched

21. Favorite Day of the Year? it depends

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Ive only asked someone out once.

23. Summer or Winter? summer

24. Hugs or Kisses? kisses

25. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

26. Do you want your friends to respond back? sure

27. Who is most likely to respond? I doubt anyone will, lazy fucks

28: Who is least likely to respond? duh

29. What type of music do you preffer? psychobilly baby

30. What books are you reading? im still reading 'crackpot' john waters

31. What's on your mouse pad? a picture of 'sublime' the band

32. Favorite Board Game? my new fav = simpsons trivia

33. What did you do last night? got fuckin high, watched south park

35. Who inspires you? people who dont hate themselves, ever

36. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn? buttery as hell, artery clogging

38. Favorite Flower? uh...orchids

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M? 'vincent, get the fuck off my legs'

40. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school? I didnt HAVE a best friend in middle school

41. What's on your desk? my cds, candles, decorations, speakers, monitor, keyboar, lamp, webcams, papers, writing utinsels, pot, ashtray, make up, mouse, jewelry, shot glass, booze, and a million other things, I have a big desk

42. Rock Concert or Symphony? rock concert yo

43. Play or Opera? Plays, if at all

44. Have you ever fired a gun? yes, more please

45. Do you like to travel by plane? yea, cause it means im travelling period, and I LOVE TO TRAVEL

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? smooth, always smooth

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? including fake fur decorative ones, there are 9 on my bed

49. State you were born in? califnornia, the state of emergency

Demented Are Go

I need EVERYTHING @ Lucky13Apparel.com (hint hint, get me ANYTHING from the womens section (in sz L if applicable) and send it to my po box :D) ...another cool site = CoolGrrrls.com (though I hate that whole 'gRRRl' thing)

hahaha omg I just found a money domination site belonging to this ugly gross bitch who's on a couple cam sites I chill at, and her photo gallery is completely fake! There's all these pics of her fat head, grossss mouth, and badly captured legs n shoes right...but then she mixes is all these body shots of skinny chicks with the heads cut off. *BIG LOUD SNICKER* ...get real bitch, someone would have to be half blind to buy that bull. Don't you find it degrading to hate your own body so much you feel you have to try to trick people? ;>

speaking of pics, mine are all real, and I've added some new ones to yafro *smooch*

happy new years? mmm yea. ...Ive got three bottles of champagne in my fridge to take care of, poor me *smile* I wish I was drinking it with Sandra Bernhard.

I finally got the movie 'dodgeball' ...KICKS ASS, in honor of it I'm now watching 'the ben stiller show' in its entirety on dvd. woohoo!

You know what I need to mention....the movie "The PuppetMaster vs Demonic Toys" .....its got the sleazey haggy lovely Corey Feldman (who I like for some sick dirty reason) as the lead...and its like so hastily put together and fucked up and shitty...its RAD. RAD...yes. See it. Remember when Corey Feldman was like obsessed with dressing like Michael Jackson? Ahahahaha. AHHH. *smile*

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